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  • Town/Country : Kentucky, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 20 April 1997 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1340
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About ashlyn_warren : wife of Justin Bieber. probably at the gym

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Today, I met my girlfriend's father for the first time; he asked me to explain my interest in dating her. In a mix of me trying to say "I want to be with your daughter" and "I want to be in your daughter's life" I got confused and said, "I want to be in your daughter." FML


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On 12/10/2012 at 2:21am - love - by Tonguetied0496 (man) - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend of three years, whom I recently got engaged to, asked me to take a photo of my mother's boobs while she was sleeping so that he could see what mine would look like when I got older. FML


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On 11/12/2012 at 8:29am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my extremely overweight roommate decided to not only be a nudist, but also to get in shape for his new lifestyle. He's been doing naked lunges in our room for the last twenty minutes. FML


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On 11/03/2012 at 12:04pm - misc - by xXfloatingshitlogXx (woman) - Norway (Akershus)

Today, I broke a nail at school. The edge kept getting caught on things, so I thought I could file it down by rubbing it on my jeans. Apparently it looked like I was doing something else, because I was called into the principal's office to discuss why "certain things" should be done in private. FML


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On 10/29/2012 at 8:39pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my mom was feeling down, so I decided to buy her a gift. Knowing she likes lighthouses, I bought her a tiny one that plugs in and lights up. I brought it home, plugged it in, and when she saw me with it, she said, "Wipe that smirk off your face and get that junk out of here." FML

Today, my OCD boyfriend stopped mid-way through sex just to crack all ten of his knuckles after accidentally cracking one. FML


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On 07/29/2012 at 9:34am - intimacy - by anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, not only does my cat rabidly attack my face if I don't let him sleep on my pillow, but he snores too. FML


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On 07/01/2012 at 12:30am - animals - by emi -

Today, after watching Hulk with my friends, we spent a good half hour discussing exactly how enlarged Bruce Banner's package would be in his Hulk state. I couldn't hide my excitement, and now my friends won't stop teasing me. FML


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On 06/30/2012 at 2:36pm - misc - by rs (woman) - Egypt

Today, I was at the supermarket checkout. I handed over my items, which included some tampons, tissues, and toilet roll. The security guard standing beside the cashier remarked loudly, "I'll be damned; she's flowing from every hole!" FML


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On 05/14/2012 at 6:23pm - misc - by lafinesse (woman) -

Today, I had to explain to a customer how our hotel charged his card even though he has never stayed with us. Apparently his wife is a regular customer. I can't help but feel like a home-wrecker. FML


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On 04/28/2012 at 9:57am - misc - by Steve - Canada (Ontario)

Today, an intoxicated homeless man tried to chase me out of a McDonald's because he thought I was President Obama. I'm a 26-year-old white woman. FML


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On 01/23/2012 at 7:10pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I fell off a ladder while building a shelter for one of my wife's horses. I think I broke some ribs. I absolutely hate horses. FML


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On 12/12/2011 at 10:47pm - health - by CessnaPilot - United States (Texas)

Today, my violent housemate qualified for a gun license. She picks up her bolt-action rifle on Wednesday. FML


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On 09/29/2011 at 1:36pm - misc - by Help. (woman) - United Kingdom (Kingston upon Hull)

Today, I shat a magnet. FML


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On 09/26/2011 at 10:51pm - health - by mimi - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was trying to be sexy and rub my boyfriend's un-aroused package while we were watching a movie. I couldn't find it. FML


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On 09/26/2011 at 11:35am - intimacy - by Oops (woman) - United Kingdom (Surrey)

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