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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 28 November 1994 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 260
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About ashley53 :
Im Ashley Nicole,,, I am 15, birthday November 11. I am single, yett taken forever by [[him]] I am a crazy chick that loves to party i have a very easy going and flirty personality that tends to get me in trouble often. I am obsessed with make up, but dont feel I NEED it to be pretty I have natural beauty but hey a little something extra never hurt right:) basically I am a down to earth stuck in a small town dreaming of a big city girl

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Visits<b>allmidnighteyes</b> - the 08/27/2009 at 4:13pm

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ashley53's favorite FMLs

Today, I was trying to give my girlfriend an orgasm. While doing so she was lying on her back. I asked her: "How do you like that, baby?". She responded by asking where I bought the false ceiling and spotlights as she thought it would look good in her flat. She got bored instead of excited. FML

#4286858
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I agree, your life sucks (35706) - you deserved it (16289)

On 08/04/2009 at 5:03pm - intimacy - by Hopelesslover (man) - Malta

Today, I found a pair of women's underwear in the laundry that wasn't mine. I confronted my boyfriend about it. They were his. FML

#4285765
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46059) - you deserved it (6452)

On 08/04/2009 at 4:21pm - love - by Angry (woman) - United States

Today, I had my first blow job. My girlfriend thought it would be sexy to "caress" my ball sack. By caress she meant bitch slap from side to side. FML

#4267516
214 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59222) - you deserved it (8778)

On 08/03/2009 at 10:37pm - intimacy - by BeboKhaos (man) - United States (California)

Today, after a great night of sexual pleasure, I ran to answer the door. The angry woman standing there introduced herself. ''Hi, I'm your neighbor. My seven year old son's bedroom is just next to yours and when you scream at night he gets scared. Do you think you could keep it down?'' FML

#4228072
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42046) - you deserved it (30588)

On 08/02/2009 at 11:12am - intimacy - by kmb04 (woman) - Canada (Quebec)



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