About ashley53 :
Im Ashley Nicole,,, I am 15, birthday November 11. I am single, yett taken forever by [[him]] I am a crazy chick that loves to party i have a very easy going and flirty personality that tends to get me in trouble often. I am obsessed with make up, but dont feel I NEED it to be pretty I have natural beauty but hey a little something extra never hurt right:) basically I am a down to earth stuck in a small town dreaming of a big city girl
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Today, I was trying to give my girlfriend an orgasm. While doing so she was lying on her back. I asked her: "How do you like that, baby?". She responded by asking where I bought the false ceiling and spotlights as she thought it would look good in her flat. She got bored instead of excited. FML
by Hopelesslover / 08/04/2009 at 5:03pm / Malta / Intimacy
by Angry / 08/04/2009 at 4:21pm / United States / Love
by BeboKhaos / 08/03/2009 at 10:37pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
Today, after a great night of sexual pleasure, I ran to answer the door. The angry woman standing there introduced herself. ''Hi, I'm your neighbor. My seven year old son's bedroom is just next to yours and when you scream at night he gets scared. Do you think you could keep it down?'' FML
by kmb04 / 08/02/2009 at 11:12am / Canada (Quebec) / Intimacy
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