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by joeshmoe / 01/15/2012 at 7:52am / United States (Washington) / Intimacy
by lolwtfbbq444 / 01/15/2012 at 5:24am / Australia / Miscellaneous
by 2gewd4u / 01/14/2012 at 8:24pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
Today, I met my son for the first time since I had to put him up for adoption over two decades ago. I wanted to make amends and get to know him. Instead, all I got to know was how well he can throw a punch. FML
by me / 01/13/2012 at 8:38pm / United States (New York) / Kids
by Anonymous / 01/12/2012 at 8:07pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 01/12/2012 at 7:59pm / United States / Health
by Duplighost / 01/12/2012 at 3:16pm / United States (Colorado) / Intimacy
by Anon / 01/12/2012 at 2:24pm / United States (Hawaii) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 01/12/2012 at 1:41pm / United Kingdom (London) / Kids
Today, I happened to make eye contact with a stranger standing on a balcony of the apartment building across the train tracks from mine. He ran his finger across his neck like a knife and winked at me. I'm afraid to go out again. FML
by Dani / 01/12/2012 at 5:35am / Australia / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 01/11/2012 at 7:26pm / United States / Intimacy
by jumbledgirl / 01/10/2012 at 12:25am / United States / Work
by mortifiedgrandchild / 01/09/2012 at 1:53pm / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
Today, I went to the movies on a date. My chair made a fart sound while I moved around a little, so my date thought I'd let one rip. He then let out a really horrendously smelling one to make me feel less embarrassed, giving me a reassuring look. FML
by Whyme / 01/09/2012 at 1:14am / United States (Texas) / Love
by tictacnose / 01/07/2012 at 7:33pm / Canada (Ontario) / Health
- 1Today, I was fired for being late to work, even though the only reason I was late was because I had… 2Today, I've stopped smoking, lost 30 pounds, taken several painful tests, and checked my ovulation… 3Today, I saw an elderly lady fall over in the street. Nobody bothered to do anything, so I went…