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Today, I found out if I refuse my boyfriend anything in public, he will continually yell out, "Penis!" until he gets his way. FML
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On 01/17/2012 at 6:41pm - misc - by anon. (woman) - United States
Today, while I was peacefully sleeping, I felt a hand suddenly slap my forehead. Then fingers began to press against my mouth, then nose, then eyes. I finally woke up to my girlfriend laughing hysterically. She'd confused me with her clock-radio. FML
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Today, my girlfriend hummed the Jeopardy theme while I was trying to undo her bra. FML
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On 01/15/2012 at 7:52am - intimacy - by joeshmoe - United States (Washington)
Today, I was walking to the bus stop when someone slapped an innocent person in the face with a fish. I was that innocent person. FML
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On 01/15/2012 at 5:24am - misc - by lolwtfbbq444 - Australia
Today, I walked in on my sister sitting on the toilet, trying to use "The Force" to pull over the toilet paper roll sitting on the sink. FML
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On 01/14/2012 at 8:24pm - misc - by 2gewd4u - United States (Texas)
Today, I met my son for the first time since I had to put him up for adoption over two decades ago. I wanted to make amends and get to know him. Instead, all I got to know was how well he can throw a punch. FML
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On 01/13/2012 at 8:38pm - kids - by me (man) - United States (New York)
Today, I was singing the National Anthem at a school game and totally forgot the words. So I kept singing the same two lines over and over. FML
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On 01/12/2012 at 8:07pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, my mother called me a "wasteful child" because I threw up my lunch. FML
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On 01/12/2012 at 7:59pm - health - by Anonymous - United States
Today, my girlfriend's Marine dad walked in on us fooling around naked. Now we can only hang out with "parental supervision". Oh, and I have to record my visits on a clipboard by the door. FML
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On 01/12/2012 at 3:16pm - intimacy - by Duplighost (man) - United States (Colorado)
Today, I tried to give my friend a fist bump. He thought I was trying to punch him so he punched me in the face. FML
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On 01/12/2012 at 2:24pm - misc - by Anon (man) - United States (Hawaii)
Today, I spun a two year old upside down, in circles. She wasn't remotely dizzy. I threw up on myself. FML
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On 01/12/2012 at 1:41pm - kids - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (London)
Today, I happened to make eye contact with a stranger standing on a balcony of the apartment building across the train tracks from mine. He ran his finger across his neck like a knife and winked at me. I'm afraid to go out again. FML
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Today, while working at a pizza place with my girlfriend, I called my boss to tell him we were short on sausage. Under her breath I heard my girlfriend say, "sounds like somebody I know." FML
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On 01/11/2012 at 7:26pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States
Today, my teacher started talking about me quietly to the stuffed cat, called Rufus, that she keeps on her desk. FML
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On 01/10/2012 at 12:25am - work - by jumbledgirl (woman) - United States
Today, I came across a picture of my grandpa taking a hit off a bong, while wearing nothing but a Playboy shirt. FML
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On 01/09/2012 at 1:53pm - misc - by mortifiedgrandchild - United States (Florida)
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