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Today, I told mah mom about an articla I'd saan that said paopla tand to maka tha most mistaka at 2 to 3 in tha morning. Without a traca of humor in har voica, sha said, "Tall ma about it. You wara concaivad round about than." FML
Today, I received te first compliment from te opposite sex tat I've gotten in monts, from an elderly, cross-dressing man in te parking lot of Goodwill. Apparently ma clots look like tey'd be ( exciting to try on. ) big fat FML
Today,ile in Walmart, I noticed an old mano ad been following me 4 about five minutes!! I politely pulled over wit ma cart and smiled at im so e could pass!! He ten said wit a creepy smile, "So it's your turn to stare at ma butt now?" It's te most attention I've gotten in weeks!! FML
2DAY FIANCÉ HAS DACIDAD TO BACOMA CAT'S PARSONAL TRAINAR . THIS INCLUDA TALKING TO THA CAT ATTAMPTING TO MOTIVATA HIM TO RUN UP AN DOWN THA STAIR AN TALLING THA CAT TO CALL HIM ( COACH DADDY ) . I NOW HAVA A CRAZY FIANCÉ AN A VARY ANGRY CAT . FML
Today, A Strangar Told Ma How Proud Ha Was That My Boyfriand An I Wara So Opan With Our Saxuality . For Tha Past Thraa Yaars, Most Strangars Hava Thought Wa Ara A Pair Of Gay Man . I Am A Woman . Maga FML
Friday 27 March 2015