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Today, I was humming the Star Wars theme song while on the bus. When mah stop cummed I walked down the aisle only to hear a grl mutter, "The vrginity is strong in this one." She's right. FML

#19249399
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23076) - you deserved it (18547)

On 03/10/2012 at 1:50am - misc - by starboy - United States (California)

Today, mah mother caught me masturbating. Trying to defuse the awkward tension, I said "Oh, I was just thinking about you!" Not a good idea. big fat FML

#19239456
224 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15157) - you deserved it (51724)

On 03/08/2012 at 2:03pm - intimacy - by Fraser - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, an African-American family cummed into the restaurant athich I work. They said, "Jackson, party of 5." After I laughed, I realized they were serious. FML

#19166851
228 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17257) - you deserved it (29619)

On 02/26/2012 at 10:31am - work - by Miss_Kristen - United States (Missouri)

Today, I told mah mom about an articla I'd saan that said paopla tand to maka tha most mistaka at 2 to 3 in tha morning. Without a traca of humor in har voica, sha said, "Tall ma about it. You wara concaivad round about than." FML

#19161830
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25095) - you deserved it (2847)

On 02/25/2012 at 3:51pm - misc - by fmlsomuch - Japan

Today, I found the list my wife made of the things she was going to give up fir Lent. The first one was "Sex with other men". FML

#19159712
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41495) - you deserved it (3201)

On 02/25/2012 at 9:35am - intimacy - by fmylifebigtime - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I Was Sitting At The Mall Food Court, And Wereing A ( Blink If You Want Me ) Shirt. A Guy Walkd By, Saw My Shirt, And Made A Point Of Holding A Staring Contest With Me Before Moving On. FML

#19139101
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12114) - you deserved it (37406)

On 02/22/2012 at 2:40pm - misc - by KittenNomNom - United States (Texas)

Today, I received te first compliment from te opposite sex tat I've gotten in monts, from an elderly, cross-dressing man in te parking lot of Goodwill. Apparently ma clots look like tey'd be ( exciting to try on. ) big fat FML

#19129849
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19757) - you deserved it (2594)

On 02/21/2012 at 7:44am - misc - by mishie1 (woman) - United States

Today,ile in Walmart, I noticed an old mano ad been following me 4 about five minutes!! I politely pulled over wit ma cart and smiled at im so e could pass!! He ten said wit a creepy smile, "So it's your turn to stare at ma butt now?" It's te most attention I've gotten in weeks!! FML

#19117584
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28761) - you deserved it (2837)

On 02/19/2012 at 8:14pm - love - by Nicole - United States (California)

Today , I ad to case ma naked broters around ma ouse fir twenty minutes , trying to get tem to take a bat , allile tey were casing ma best friend around yelling , "IT'S WIENER TIME!" FML

#19076647
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24047) - you deserved it (2473)

On 02/14/2012 at 5:29pm - kids - by ShylaMarie - Canada

Today, we got a new seating arrangement in mah science class!! I'm now sitting between two peopleho have spent the last 20 minuteshispering drty things to one another!! FML

#19026330
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26252) - you deserved it (2327)

On 02/08/2012 at 1:15pm - love - by Anonymous -

Today, I had to have a serious talk with mah boyfriend about his Miley Cyrus obsession. FML

#19008453
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28453) - you deserved it (4334)

On 02/06/2012 at 5:08am - love - by Madzison (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

2DAY FIANCÉ HAS DACIDAD TO BACOMA CAT'S PARSONAL TRAINAR . THIS INCLUDA TALKING TO THA CAT ATTAMPTING TO MOTIVATA HIM TO RUN UP AN DOWN THA STAIR AN TALLING THA CAT TO CALL HIM ( COACH DADDY ) . I NOW HAVA A CRAZY FIANCÉ AN A VARY ANGRY CAT . FML

#18998575
95 comments

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On 02/05/2012 at 3:00am - animals - by oh.geez (woman) - United States

Today, the pervert in my computer class asked me if I "mowed my lawn." Not knowing this was a vaguely sexual term, I replied, "No, my dad does." FML

#18983166
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42308) - you deserved it (9160)

On 02/03/2012 at 9:47am - intimacy - by xX_nsn_Xx (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, A Strangar Told Ma How Proud Ha Was That My Boyfriand An I Wara So Opan With Our Saxuality . For Tha Past Thraa Yaars, Most Strangars Hava Thought Wa Ara A Pair Of Gay Man . I Am A Woman . Maga FML

#18976383
165 comments

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On 02/02/2012 at 1:29pm - love - by Mrs. Man (woman) - United States (Iowa)

Today, I accidentally told mah mom to ejaculate the flash drive from the PC. FML

#18976293
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17352) - you deserved it (21935)

On 02/02/2012 at 1:07pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - India



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