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Today, my son had to call me from his school's principal's office because he was disrupting his health class by laughing whenever the teacher said "sex". My son is 16. FML

#19453519
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24115) - you deserved it (3662)

On 04/12/2012 at 12:18am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Minnesota)

Today, my anxiety was so bad that when I was riding my bike on the side walk and two pedestrians came walking in the opposite direction, I got so nervous about having to go between them or accidentally hitting them that I fell off my bike, into a bush. FML

#19434404
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20908) - you deserved it (5252)

On 04/09/2012 at 1:31am - misc - by sydstreet - United States (Texas)

Today, my boyfriend and I went to a basketball game. A very pretty woman sat next to him. During the third quarter, the kiss cam came on. But it didn't show him and me, it showed him and the other girl. And they kissed. FML

#19426684
304 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45830) - you deserved it (3208)

On 04/07/2012 at 11:19pm - love - by jordyn173 - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, my wife sent me to the store to pick stuff up so we could make BLTs. I got the bacon, but couldn't remember what else went into them, so I bought an avocado and napkins. When I got back home, my wife very slowly and sarcastically explained what BLT stands for. FML

#19424336
272 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7615) - you deserved it (49326)

On 04/07/2012 at 3:40pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, my eleven year old daughter called me a moron, after I told her she was dead wrong when she claimed that rabbits lay eggs. FML

#19376586
183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24934) - you deserved it (4820)

On 03/30/2012 at 2:44pm - kids - by James (man) - United States

Today, my husband and I found out that our daughter's chronic stomach aches are due to gluten intolerance, so we need to cut all wheat out of our diet. We're bakers. FML

#19376505
194 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33884) - you deserved it (2785)

On 03/30/2012 at 2:28pm - kids - by MDWilde (woman) - United States (Alaska)

Today, while walking down the street, I saw a man attacking a woman in an alley. I ran to help, and shoved the man away from her. Except it turns out he wasn't attacking her; he was getting it on with his fiancée. FML

#19363644
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30305) - you deserved it (5019)

On 03/28/2012 at 1:31pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, one of my nostrils became completely blocked. At lunch time, I went out to my car to dig into my nose. When I finished, I held up the cornflake sized booger in victory. I noticed too late that my boss was in a car adjacent to me, shooting me a horrified look. FML

#19363371
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9448) - you deserved it (26549)

On 03/28/2012 at 12:25pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I dropped off my 19 year old daughter at her first job. It's at a strip club. FML

#19357429
425 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30515) - you deserved it (24153)

On 03/27/2012 at 1:51pm - kids - by azmom - United States (Arizona)

Today, I got more happy birthday wishes on my porn account than my Facebook. FML

Today, I made a new friend. He seemed pretty cool, until we came to the topic of religion and the ancient alien theory. I'm seemingly now friends with a guy who thinks alien Jesus raped an Earth woman, and we're the resulting cross-breed. FML

#19355965
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20856) - you deserved it (3402)

On 03/27/2012 at 3:40am - misc - by blueglover - United States (California)

Today, I was leaning over a fence in a pasture to get a closer look at something. Nobody warned my nuts that it was an electric fence. FML

#19355667
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20928) - you deserved it (9974)

On 03/27/2012 at 1:52am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I read an article with tips on how to give girls full-body orgasms and I decided to test a few on my girlfriend. Instead of having a mind-blowing orgasm, she started cackling and said I looked like a giraffe trying to bob for apples. FML

#19352166
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24464) - you deserved it (5637)

On 03/26/2012 at 4:56pm - intimacy - by JC (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today, my husband thought it would be funny to scare me by maniacally zooming in and out of traffic while we were on his motorcycle. His mood turned to anger when I nervously admitted to having voided my bowels. FML

#19350917
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21229) - you deserved it (3115)

On 03/26/2012 at 12:15pm - misc - by Shantwozzlah (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I found out my 12 year old daughter is going through a bit of an "emotional" stage. I got a call from her school saying she was sitting in the corner at recess trying to cut her wrist. With a plastic spoon. FML

#19350596
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27991) - you deserved it (4928)

On 03/26/2012 at 10:54am - kids - by ohhdear.___. (man) - Canada (Ontario)



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