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by kewtness_17 / 10/01/2011 at 7:10pm / United States (Texas) / Kids
by danthecomplicate / 09/28/2011 at 10:28pm / United States (Kentucky) / Love
Today, I walked in on my daughter trying to tan herself with her regular desk lamp. She won't believe that it wouldn't give her a tan. She's 16 years old. This isn't the first time this has happened. FML
by Anonymous / 09/20/2011 at 3:24am / Canada (British Columbia) / Kids
Today, my five year old ran down the street wearing nothing but flip flops, Star Wars underwear, and a baseball helmet. He was swinging a badminton racket while screaming "THIS IS SPARTA!" My neighbors watched laughing as I had to run after him down the street in my pajamas. FML
by awesomekidsmum / 09/17/2011 at 9:20pm / Canada (Ontario) / Kids
by thatoneguy / 09/05/2011 at 4:23pm / United States (Texas) / Kids
by piece of shed / 08/31/2011 at 10:00am / United States (New York) / Kids
Today, it was my first day on the job as a first grade teacher. One student pushed another, so I asked him to apologize. His response? "If you boss me around, I'll tell Daddy you touched me somewhere you shouldn't have." I think I'm now this kid's slave. FML
by slavelaborsux / 08/29/2011 at 7:59pm / United States (Ohio) / Kids
by ChePow / 08/20/2011 at 2:26pm / Canada (Alberta) / Work
Today, I was teasing my 12 year old little cousin about him liking my best friend. I guess it made him mad because he yelled "Breast cancer!" at the top of his lungs before power-punching my right boob. FML
by brittbrat4 / 08/13/2011 at 2:51am / United States (Florida) / Kids
Today, my eight year old son came to me and said he thinks it's time he started wearing bras. It turns out his older brother has been mind-fucking him for the past several months and has him convinced it's something all boys his age do. I can't convince him otherwise. FML
by Anonymous / 08/06/2011 at 7:37pm / United States (Florida) / Kids
Today, I went bowling with my parents. This cute guy works there and he always flirts with me. My mom just so happened to see it today. As we left, she says to him "You know she's 13, right?" I'm 17. FML
by Michelle / 08/03/2011 at 2:01am / United States (Maryland) / Love
by Unsanitary / 06/26/2011 at 6:32am / United Kingdom (Hertford) / Kids
by redhanded / 05/28/2011 at 5:24am / United States (Illinois) / Intimacy
by Kim / 03/22/2011 at 2:30pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Work
- Today, I was watching a movie with my boyfriend and his parents. It got to an intense sex scene. I… Today, my girlfriend sent me a sexy picture of herself in my boxers. I thought it would be funny to… Today, my husband asked me to spoon him. He used it as an excuse to start farting on me. Yep, this…
- Today, I told my son off because he lost a form. A form that I later found in my right-hand pocket.… Today, I’m a French teacher in Ukraine, and in class we were debating gun legislation. In order to… Today, my mom had to go to one of her relatives’ funeral. She came to borrow a black scarf from me,…