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Today, I want on a date with a man I met on the internet. While talking over drinks, I asked him what he did for a living. He said he was a salesman, and that he's really good at it. Interested, I asked him what it was he sold. "Cannabis." FML
by socksxox / 05/02/2016 at 5:19pm / United Kingdom (London, City of) / Love
by Alex White / 05/02/2016 at 12:50pm / Canada (Alberta) / Animals
Today, my class was given the assignment to have an informal discussion, debating who would be the best fit for president of the US. The school's security guards were called in after the Trump supporters started fights with everyone else. FML
by Off to Canada / 03/16/2016 at 3:48am / Hong Kong / Miscellaneous
by shart / 03/08/2016 at 9:48pm / Canada (Alberta) / Work
by leahrb / 02/24/2016 at 1:55pm / United States (North Carolina) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 02/23/2016 at 12:16am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, I worked such a long shift at Panera that when my boyfriend called later, I answered, "It's a fresh day at Panera Bread in [town], this is [name] speaking. How may I help you?" He thought it was hilarious. FML
by Anonymous / 02/17/2016 at 7:53pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Work
by Anonymous / 02/17/2016 at 4:36pm / New Zealand (Auckland) / Work
by boredtothemax / 02/17/2016 at 2:17pm / United States (Louisiana) / Miscellaneous
by thatcreepyteacher / 02/16/2016 at 11:27pm / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
by Coccinelle / 02/05/2016 at 11:36am / France / Work
by concernedsis / 02/04/2016 at 9:53am / United States (Georgia) / Intimacy
Today, at my job drug testing high schoolers, I see that one of the kids selected for the testing looked incredibly high. So, after he goes in the bathroom and gives me his cup with his urine inside, I take a closer look and see that the little shit jizzed in the cup. I hate my job. FML
by zachhewett / 02/02/2016 at 5:53pm / United States (Alabama) / Work
by my face though / 01/25/2016 at 12:04pm / United States (Washington) / Health
by anonymous / 01/25/2016 at 9:09am / United States (North Carolina) / Kids
- 1Today, my neighbor's 4-year-old daughter came up to me and asked if she could have my dog. When I… 2Today, after working for Uber for a few weeks I realized that my driver rating was dropping. After… 3Today, I received a phone call, angry at me for not calling my dad on Father's Day. When I told her…