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Today, I was working at my day-camp, and one of my little boys told me he had to show me something important. He proudly showed me that he'd crapped his pants. I had to wipe his ass clean. FML

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On 02/10/2012 at 4:51am - kids - by ilana (woman) - United States

Today, I totaled my car, because I mistook the leaves blowing across the road for a child. I swerved and hit a tree. The home owner wants to sue for "harming his tree" and hospital wants to test my mental stability. FML

#18884103
150 comments

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On 01/22/2012 at 8:52pm - misc - by wrecked - United States

Today, I couldn't contain my laughter when a patient told me she'd named her unborn daughter Twinkie. FML

#18728006
400 comments

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On 01/06/2012 at 5:49pm - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my mother-in-law told my husband that I cannot stay in her house unless I can bring proof from a doctor that my allergy to cats is not contagious. FML

#17612876
128 comments

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On 08/29/2011 at 2:47pm - animals - by anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, I found out apparently, I have a weird looking vagina. How? My boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. He took one look at my vagina and with a look of horror said, "I have never seen one this GROSS." He's a gynecologist and probably sees 20 vaginas a day. FML

#17536285
471 comments

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On 08/21/2011 at 5:59am - intimacy - by Username - United States (Ohio)

Today, I had to give a 63 year old man a shot. He started bawling before I even brought out the needle. I tried to get him calm down. Then he grabbed the needle, threw it at me and ran out the door. FML

#16365473
106 comments

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On 05/26/2011 at 11:05pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I was on a bench enjoying the sun, when a guy comes and sits next to me. Next thing I know, he lets out a loud fart, then looks my way with pride. I stare back in shock. He then says to me, "Yeah, that just happened," and walks off. FML

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On 11/03/2010 at 3:27am - misc - by flying13 (woman) - United States (Nevada)

Today, while on my run, I was attacked by my neighbor's new dog. It apparently didn't like me running past their house and broke free from its chain. I now have stitches and was just told that I'm probably being taken to court for the emotional distress I caused her and the dog. FML

#13397431
204 comments

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On 10/10/2010 at 8:57pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I got punched in the face by a girl for asking if she was okay after I had seen her crying. FML

#13139636
179 comments

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On 09/21/2010 at 4:50am - misc - by teardrops - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I untied the rope that was tied to my dog's collar because it was wrapped around the tree choking him. He immediately ran off down the street. I had to chase him barefoot in my boxers for 20 minutes till he got tired. FML

#13091874
128 comments

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On 09/17/2010 at 10:34pm - misc - by muffins69 (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I was in a public restroom with my 4 year old daughter. I took her in the stall with me, and as I was using the restroom she looked down and loudly asked, "Mommy! Why do you have a beard on your peepee?!!" Then I heard everybody in the stalls next to us laughing. FML

#12677495
262 comments

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On 08/22/2010 at 2:58am - kids - by Bailey - United States (Nebraska)

Today, my 2 year old had a large booger blocking his nose so I pulled it out. I was on the phone and absentmindedly rolling it around between my thumb and pointer finger. I put it in my mouth and crushed it between my teeth for a solid minute before I remembered what it was. FML

#8608911
221 comments

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On 02/24/2010 at 2:45am - kids - by janesays (woman) - United States

Today, my mum got drunk at a party and flashed me and my friends. FML

#7608108
132 comments

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On 01/27/2010 at 5:20am - misc - by Sundendako (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I was talking to my aunt about my brother's recent arrest for drug possession. I proudly told her that I have never done drugs of any kind. Her response: "Well, actually you were born addicted to heroin, so you had a drug problem long before your brother." FML

#6811262
93 comments

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On 12/18/2009 at 2:23pm - health - by drugbaby (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, our midterm exams were returned in my urban politics class. I had studied hard and scored 86%. The blonde girl next to me got a 92. Earlier in the semester she had asked me what state Detroit was in. FML

#6652646
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On 12/07/2009 at 7:12pm - misc - by Postdotfuzz (man) - United States (Wisconsin)



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