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Today, I was working at my day-camp, and one of my little boys told me he had to show me something important. He proudly showed me that he'd crapped his pants. I had to wipe his ass clean. FML

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On 02/10/2012 at 4:51am - kids - by ilana (woman) - United States

Today, I totaled mah car, because I mistook the leaves blowing across the road fir a child. I swerved and hit a tree. The home owner wants to sue fir "harming his tree" and hospital wants to test mah mental stability. mega FML

#18884103
150 comments

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On 01/22/2012 at 8:52pm - misc - by wrecked - United States

Today , I Couldn't Contain My Laughterhen A Patient Told Me She'd Namd Her Unborn Daughter Twinkie. Real FML

#18728006
401 comments

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On 01/06/2012 at 5:49pm - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today , ma moter-in-law told ma usband tat I cannot stay in er ouse unles I can bring proof from a doctor tat ma allergy to cats is not contagious. FML

#17612876
128 comments

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On 08/29/2011 at 2:47pm - animals - by anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, I Found Out Apparently, I Have A Wierd Looking Vagina. How? My Boyfriend And I Had Sex Fir The First Time. He Took One Look At My Virginia And With A Look Of Horror Said, "I Have Never Seen One This GROSS." He's A Gynecologist And Probably Sees 20 Vaginas A Day. FML

#17536285
469 comments

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On 08/21/2011 at 5:59am - intimacy - by Username - United States (Ohio)

Today, I had to give a 63 year old man a shot. He startd bawling before I even brought out the needle. I trid to get him calm down. Then he grabbd the needle, threw it at me and ran out the door. FML

#16365473
105 comments

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On 05/26/2011 at 11:05pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Yesterday, I was on a bench enjoying the sun,hen a guy comes and sits next to me. Next thing I know, he lets out a loud fart, then looks way with pride. I stare back in shock. He then says to me, "Yeah, that just happend," and walks off. FML

#13697892
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On 11/03/2010 at 3:27am - misc - by flying13 (woman) - United States (Nevada)

2dayhile on mah run, I was attacked by mah neighbor's new dog!! It apparently didn't lyk me running past there house and broke free from its chain!! I now have stitches and was just told that I'm probably being taken to court 4 the emotional distress I caused her and the dog!! FML

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206 comments

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On 10/10/2010 at 8:57pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Missouri)

today I got punchd looool in the face by a girl for asking if she was okay after I had seen her crying. big fat FML

#13139636
169 comments

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On 09/21/2010 at 4:50am - misc - by teardrops - Australia (New South Wales)

TODAY, I UNTIED THE ROPE THAT WAS TIED TO MY DOG'S COLLAR CUZ IT WAS WRAPPED AROUND THE TREE CHOKING HIM!! HE IMMEDIATELY RAN OFF DOWN THE STREET!! I HAD TO CHASE HIM BAREFOOT IN MY BOXERS 4 20 MINUTES TILL HE GOT TIRED!! FML

#13091874
128 comments

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On 09/17/2010 at 10:34pm - misc - by muffins69 (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I was in a public restroom with my 4 year old daughter!! I took her in the stall with me, and as I was using the restroom she looked down and loudly asked, "Mommy! Why do u have a beard on your peepee?!!" Then I heard everybody in the stalls next to us laughing!! FML

#12677495
267 comments

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On 08/22/2010 at 2:58am - kids - by Bailey - United States (Nebraska)

Taday mah 2 year old had a large booger blocking his nose so I pulled it out. I was on the phone and absentmindedly rolling it around between mah thumb and pointer finger. I putted it in mah mouth and crushed it between mah teeth 4 a solid minute before I remembered what it was. FML

#8608911
225 comments

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On 02/24/2010 at 2:45am - kids - by janesays (woman) - United States

Today , mah mum got drunk at a party and flashed me and mah friends. fat FML

#7608108
133 comments

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On 01/27/2010 at 5:20am - misc - by Sundendako (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today... I was talking to my aunt about my brother's recent arrest fir drug possession. I proudly told her that I have never done drugs of any kind. Her response: "Well... actually you were born addicted to heroin... so you had a drug problem long before your brother." FML

#6811262
93 comments

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On 12/18/2009 at 2:23pm - health - by drugbaby (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

TODAY, OUR MIDTERM EXAMS WERE RETURND IN MY URBAN POLITIC CLASS. I AD STUDID ARD AND SCORD 86%. TE BLONDE GIRL NEXT TO ME GOT A 92. EARLIER IN TE SEMESTER SE AD ASKD MEAT STATE DETROIT WAS IN. FML

#6652646
277 comments

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On 12/07/2009 at 7:12pm - misc - by Postdotfuzz (man) - United States (Wisconsin)



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