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asdflol
  • Town/Country : Austria
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 10 August 1994 (17 years)
  • Number of visits : 156
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Today, I went to my boyfriend's house and sat around while he played video games. He turned to me and could see I was annoyed. Then he told his friends on XBox Live that he needed a 10 minute break to have sex with me. FML

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On 02/19/2011 at 12:22am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was asked out by a guy I've liked since the beginning of the year. All I could say was, "I have to pee", and ran into the men's bathroom. FML

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On 02/18/2011 at 8:35pm - love - by blaahh (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was in bed, about to fall asleep, when I remembered something funny. While trying not to laugh, I started grunting and biting my lip, when suddenly my brother walked by my door. He refuses to believe that I wasn't masturbating. FML

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On 02/18/2011 at 7:19pm - intimacy - by afafakfhsg (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I had to get into my house via the dog flap because my mom changed the locks. FML

#15029276 (87)

I agree, your life sucks (20340) - you deserved it (2923)

On 02/18/2011 at 4:18pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I drove over 200km from Dublin to Galway, with a broken window. It rained for most of the journey. FML

#15029210 (94)

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On 02/18/2011 at 4:07pm - misc - by Socarates - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, my friend came over with brownies as a treat before work. She works in a bakery so I thought it was lovely. After starting work, I became stoned. She thought it was a great prank. I was fired. FML

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On 02/18/2011 at 8:06am - work - by sickly -

Today, at work, my phone rang. My intern answered it and told me it was a coworker who'd just left. I picked up and said "What's up bitch? What are you going to complain about now?!" It was actually my boss. FML

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On 02/18/2011 at 4:33am - work - by Username -

Today, I brought home a ukulele I had just bought. Excited, I showed my dad. He then looked at me, smirked, and said "Just like everything else you have, it's a bit smaller than normal." FML

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On 02/18/2011 at 2:55am - misc - by Austyn -

Today, I ate at Chipotle. There was a girl sitting alone, so I asked if I could eat lunch with her. She said yes, and as I sat down I tried to open my bag of chips. When trying to do so, my hand slipped, and I punched myself in the face. She laughed, and promptly left. FML

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On 02/17/2011 at 10:02pm - misc - by justmyluck? -

Today, my boyfriend renamed all the contacts in my phone to see if I'd notice. Thanks to him, I've been sending dirty texts to my boss. The worst part is my boss was responding back. FML

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On 02/17/2011 at 1:37pm - intimacy - by fmylife117 - United States

Today, I found my mom eating cat biscuits. We don't have a cat. FML

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On 02/17/2011 at 11:33am - animals - by Aled (man) - United Kingdom (Derby)

Today, I found a horde of ants in one of my socks when I put it on my foot. FML

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On 02/17/2011 at 1:50am - misc - by YeahItsmecoolhuh (woman) - United Arab Emirates

Today, my girlfriend said "It's funny how every time we have sex I'm wearing these panties." We've been having sex every day for the last six days. FML

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On 02/16/2011 at 12:51pm - intimacy - by Lovenem (man) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I had my boyfriend come over for dinner for the first time. It was all going well until my dad started explaining to my boyfriend how to use toilet paper. He even demonstrated it. FML

#15001986 (81)

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On 02/16/2011 at 12:03pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (East Sussex)

Today, my girlfriend told me she was bored. During sex. FML

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On 02/16/2011 at 10:47am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United Kingdom



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