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Today, my parents told me that they've been having a contest to see who could punish me the most this week. So far, my mom is in the lead by kicking me out of the car near railroad tracks, and making me walk the 4 miles home in the freezing rain. FML


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On 11/03/2011 at 5:18am - misc - by Grounded (woman) - United States

Today, my sister had a friend for a sleepover. They filmed a video in which the friend was lying in my bed, singing. An hour after the girl went home, her parents called. She has lice, and had brought them to our house unknowingly. I can see each and every individual larva on my pillow. FML


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On 10/17/2011 at 12:04am - animals - by minder97 - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I decided to make home made french fries. I figured all I needed was potatoes and salt, right? Wrong! I also needed the fire department and an ambulance. FML


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On 10/08/2011 at 11:36am - misc - by anonymous - Sri Lanka

Today, I came home from school and found my mother singing along to her latest investment, a compilation CD filled with heavy metal covers of ABBA classics. FML

Today, I saw a girl wearing a Nirvana shirt. Since Nirvana has been my favorite band for a long time, I tried striking up a conversation with her. Turns out she doesn't even listen to them, and only bought the shirt because she "liked the smiley face." FML


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On 10/04/2011 at 4:57am - misc - by storksleuth (man) - United States (Nevada)

Today, to show that he really wanted me to shave myself, my boyfriend pretended to go down on me, but instead of following through, he stuck a wad of gum in my pubic hair and got back up. FML


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On 09/20/2011 at 5:20pm - intimacy - by Prinpette - France

Today, the hillbillies who inhabit the apartment above mine got karaoke machine. It's 1 am and they're singing Achy Breaky Heart. FML


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On 09/10/2011 at 11:18pm - misc - by 5.9Cummins (woman) - Canada

Today, I got a flat tire in the middle of nowhere. I called AAA, and they said it would take 2 hours to get there. They called 2 hours later saying they got a flat tire and would be there in another 2 hours. FML


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On 08/17/2011 at 12:45pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Colorado)

Today, I was caught and fined for picking a lock. I have OCD. I was picking the padlock on a toilet paper holder in a public toilet because the roll was the wrong way round. FML


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On 08/16/2011 at 2:27am - misc - by Anon - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I discovered the reason my favorite stick of deodorant hasn't smelled right for the past two weeks. My dad uses it on his butt crack and balls "to clean up the stank". FML


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On 08/08/2011 at 3:16am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, after having my car been broken into the day before because I didn't lock it, I made sure I locked my doors. When I got off shift and entered the parking lot, I noticed a brick had been thrown through my windshield and a note that said, "Nice Try". FML


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On 07/09/2011 at 3:04am - misc - by JohnyP - United States (Ohio)

Today, it's my birthday. I got a phone call from my high school bully, to remind me that he'll always be able to find me and do whatever he wants to me. He does this every year. I turn 34 today. FML


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On 07/07/2011 at 8:19am - misc - by Snurkles (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I looked out my window to see the sunset, but instead I see my neighbor dancing with strobe lights on and music blasting. He was by himself and had absolutely nothing on. FML


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On 07/04/2011 at 10:38pm - intimacy - by danam - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was working the drive-thru at McDonalds, and as I handed out a Diet coke to the customer, the man started growling and yelled "HULK SMASH!" He smashed the cup with two fists and drove off. I was drenched in soda. FML


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On 06/24/2011 at 12:46am - work - by Sam (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I was sitting at the computer browsing various websites. In my attempt to scoot the chair forward, I hit my knee against the desk that my computer was on, and ended up breaking it. I literally broke my knee sitting on my ass. FML


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On 06/21/2011 at 12:59pm - health - by Charles (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

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