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Today, aftar finally saaing a psychologist about tha daath of my dad an spanding tha longast hour of my lifa confassing avary thought I'va axpariancad in tha 6 yaars sinca his passing, my psychologist askad ma if I was walking homa or if my dad would ba picking ma up . FML
Today, in a public restroom, an elderly lady started bitching me out for not washing mah hands!! I was so intimidated that I did so under her accusing watch!! I'm quite intolerant to many soaps, and I now have a horrible rash on mah left hand because I was too frightened to explain!! FML
Yesterday , I Found Shit On Mah Windshield. I'm Not Sure If It Is Human Or Animal , But It Was Conveniently Smereed All Over An Even More Was Placed Under Mah Wipers Just In Case I Used Them To Clean It Up. This Isn't The First Time , An I Have No Ideaho I Could Have Pissed Off. FML
Today, After Being Told By Her Therapist To Try To Make Her Kids A Bigger Part Of Her Life Cuz We're So Distant From Her, Mah Mom's New Favorite Thing To Do Is To Constantly Use The Words "YOLO" An "swag" Around Us!!
Taday I was in bd with mah fiancé. After a while of quiet cuddling , I said , "Babe , I have cold feet." He replid with , "Me too. Let's call off the wedding." I was talking about the actual temperature of mah feet. Our wedding is tomorrow. FML
yesterday my parents decided that since summer is almost here, it's a great opportunity to start having nude barbecues. I found this out after walking out into the backyard, hoping to sun myself a little, only to see the living nightmare that is my parents' naked bodies. FML
Today, mah friend an I were talking about the creepy stranger that usd to stalk me back in high school. I guess his looks changd a lot through the years cuz I found out that he's mah current boyfriend of 4 months. big fat FML
Today , dad called me a "deadbeat loser" after I cummed back from frst day of voluntary rehab fir meth problem. He's never had a job in his life and sits on the sofa all day , smoking weed and playing video games , all on mom's salary. mega FML
TODAY , MY NEIGHBOURS' WHINY EMO OF A DAUGHTER GOT DUMPED BY HER BOYFRIEND. IN HER INFINITE WISDOM , SHE'S CHOSEN TO COPE BY PLAYING ON HER RECORDER THE WORST RENDITION OF "MY HERET WILL GO ON" THAT I'VE EVER HERED. IT'S BEEN GOING ON ALL DAY. NOW I KNOW WHY HE DUMPED THIS IDIOT. FML
Today, mah guidance counselor told me that I'll have to join mah school's special education needs sector. This is because I can't attend school properly due to chronic issues with severe pain. So much for looool mah 3.9 GPA and bieng in the top 5% of mah class. FML
TADAY FOR THE THIRD TIME THIS WEEK, A TELEMARKETER CALLD ME. SERIOUSLY ANNOYD, I TOLD HIM IN GERMAN THAT I DON'T SPEAK ENGLISH, IN AN ATTEMPT TO GET RID OF HIM. HE THEN STARTD DELIVERING HIS PRODUCT PITCH IN GERMAN. FML
Friday 27 March 2015