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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About asdfghjklana : Hi, I'm Alana and have no life whatsoever

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Today, my dad turnd off our cabla. Tha raason? His favorita charactar from Tha Walking Daad did. FML

#21375425
202 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31851) - you deserved it (3068)

On 03/16/2015 at 12:37am - misc - by jfields2474 - United States (California)

Today, ta grl I'va baan saaing fir just ovar a waak casually lat ma know tat sa'll slas ar wrists if I avar laava ar. FML

#21365201
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33803) - you deserved it (2802)

On 02/28/2015 at 11:23am - love - by great (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, my iccup got so intense tat I looool trew up in te middle of class. FML

#21364742
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30050) - you deserved it (2253)

On 02/27/2015 at 5:23pm - misc - by pregz (woman) - United States

TODAY, TE NEIGBORS CALLD TE COPS BECAUSE TEY EARD ( GUN SOTS ). MY GIRLFRIEND AN I WERE POPPING BUBBLE WRAP. FML

#21364157
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30079) - you deserved it (2471)

On 02/26/2015 at 7:35pm - misc - by We're still popping them - United States (California)

2day I had sex with mah boyfriend . In the middle of it , he started saying in deep voice , "Enter , exit." Over and over . FML

#21363391
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29759) - you deserved it (3264)

On 02/25/2015 at 4:39pm - intimacy - by Fuck - United States (Michigan)

Today, I had a talk with my daughter about how I hope her frst boyfriend is a special one cuz 'spending the night' with a boy is a big deal. She replied with a giggle, "Mom, I lost my vrginity in a parking lot three years ago!" FML

#21362728
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34183) - you deserved it (14)

On 02/24/2015 at 5:25pm - intimacy - by Like mother like daughter (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today... wilst laying in bed wit my girlfriend... se received a flirty message from er ex on er pone asking if se wanted to go to te cinema. Se replied... knowing I could see te screen. Te messages were signed wit a love eart and about 15 kisses. Se claims tey are still just friends. FML

#21362430
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31583) - you deserved it (3365)

On 02/24/2015 at 6:50am - love - by anonymous - United Kingdom (Lancashire)

today my usband again lost is keys!! It's a daily struggle to fine tem!! Tis time tey were in an ice cube, literally!! He said e must ave accidentally puttd tem in tere wen making ice!! He's going to be te fater of my future cildren!! FML

#21360688
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33795) - you deserved it (7946)

On 02/21/2015 at 10:47pm - misc - by wife - United States (California)

Today, I woke up to a phone with most of mah female contacts missing. I think I'm dating a psycho. FML

#21359722
176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33218) - you deserved it (4545)

On 02/20/2015 at 8:35am - love - by FunGhoost - United States (California)

2day I found out y I recieve random drug tests at work. The safety department was specifically told by my boss to check up on me because I always seem way too cheerful to not be high. I've passed every single test. FML

#21342840
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29814) - you deserved it (2277)

On 01/23/2015 at 11:41am - work - by Ineedlotsofwater (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, ma girlfriend was rusd to te ospital wit anal tereing. We've never trid anal before, but it turns out se and ma ( best friend ) sure ave. big fat FML

#21342800
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41767) - you deserved it (2517)

On 01/23/2015 at 9:58am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, a homeless guy tried to light mah hair on fire with a match at the bus looool stop. FML

#21342118
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29302) - you deserved it (2217)

On 01/22/2015 at 5:40am - misc - by burningman (man) - Germany (Hessen)

Today, I Babysat An 11 Year Old Kid While His Parents Ate Out. As Soon As They Left, The Kid Asked Me If I Wanted To Be On The Sex Offender's List. Before I Could Even Process That, He Told Me To Stay Out Of His Way An He Wouldn't Accuse Me Of Anything. FML

#21341483
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36446) - you deserved it (2362)

On 01/21/2015 at 6:57am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today , I lost a sewing needle in te carpet!! No worries , my big toe found it!! FML

#21340022
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30236) - you deserved it (3660)

On 01/19/2015 at 1:34am - misc - by momac86 - United States

TODAY..!! I ASKD OUT A GIRL THAT I'VE LIKD FOR A WHILE!! SHE THOUGHT I WAS JOKING AND LAUGHD..!! SAYING..!! "NO!! HAVE YOU MET YOURSELF?" FML

#21338134
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32885) - you deserved it (3102)

On 01/16/2015 at 7:49am - love - by SilverZephyr - United States (Massachusetts)



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