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asamir
  • Town/Country : Cairo, Egypt
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 30 December 1972 (40 years)
  • Number of visits : 247
  • Number of comments : 17
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About asamir : Hi, I'm an easy going person. I'm a bit shy and I hate liars. I always check the site before bed but rarely comment. I love the regulars though. Drop me a message if you feel like it.

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Today, we found out that the beloved "Uncle Jimmy" from my early childhood was really the man my mother was cheating on my dad with. FML

#20156411
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17503) - you deserved it (841)

On 11/09/2012 at 3:53pm - misc - by Anonymous - New Zealand (Gisborne)

Today, while giving a speech at work, I started sneezing. After what seemed to be the last sneeze, I went on talking. Apparently it wasn't, and I blew out my eardrum. FML

#20141826
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16445) - you deserved it (938)

On 10/31/2012 at 5:03pm - work - by SoSoRachel - United States (Illinois)

Today, my mom was feeling down, so I decided to buy her a gift. Knowing she likes lighthouses, I bought her a tiny one that plugs in and lights up. I brought it home, plugged it in, and when she saw me with it, she said, "Wipe that smirk off your face and get that junk out of here." FML

#20123751
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16915) - you deserved it (1085)

On 10/19/2012 at 10:37am - misc - by NoorFML - United States (Louisiana)

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Today, I realized that I spend the same amount of money on my phone bill as I do on Nutella. FML

#20123737
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5446) - you deserved it (15091)

On 10/19/2012 at 10:19am - health - by Nutellalover (man) - Germany (Nordrhein-Westfalen)

Today, I realized that I spend the same amount of money on my phone bill as I do on Nutella. FML

#20123737
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5446) - you deserved it (15091)

On 10/19/2012 at 10:19am - health - by Nutellalover (man) - Germany (Nordrhein-Westfalen)

Today, I found out that my crush didn't remember calling me beautiful, telling me he liked me, or any of the other romantic things he said to me while drunk last night. He did however remember me promising to bake him cookies. FML

#20040473
123 comments

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On 08/25/2012 at 2:53am - misc - by coolcocoxxx (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

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