About artemisrox98 : I love observing people. Sometimes, I just go to the park and write down how some people behave. These mannerisms then spark the characteristics for the actors in the stories I write.
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by waterbottlehit / 12/02/2011 at 12:23am / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 11/23/2011 at 4:36am / United States / Health
by OCDrunk / 11/23/2011 at 1:40am / Australia (Victoria) / Health
by bizzyizzy0121 / 11/21/2011 at 1:28am / United States / Miscellaneous
by BadFather / 11/21/2011 at 1:23am / Australia (New South Wales) / Kids
by sourcandy013 / 11/20/2011 at 9:21pm / United States (Florida) / Kids
Today, I found out my wife has been bribing my daughter to keep quiet about her affair with my boss. That would explain the iPhone 4S, the $500 shoes, the $200 purse, and the professional $300 haircut. They told me it was because she had straight A's. FML
by brokeandalone / 11/20/2011 at 9:05pm / United States (Virginia) / Kids
by jazzybell / 11/20/2011 at 7:29pm / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous
Today, I had a very long, complicated talk with my girlfriend. Apparently, since she isn't religious, she doesn't have to give anyone Christmas presents, and yet expects everyone to give her some. She then told me what I should get her. FML
by John / 11/19/2011 at 12:50pm / United Kingdom (Cornwall) / Miscellaneous
Today, at my job as a cocktail server in a bar, a group of good looking ladies sat in my section. As I was finishing up with the table next to them I overheard one of them saying, "I hope we don't get that guy, I want a sexy waiter tonight." FML
by Tyler / 11/19/2011 at 2:58am / United States (Iowa) / Miscellaneous
by Yeoman / 11/19/2011 at 2:47am / New Zealand (Waikato) / Love
Today, I got a letter of complaint from my landlord. It said my loud, obnoxious trampling is disturbing my downstairs neighbor, and I have to stop. I'm small and hardly weigh anything, but it seems that if I want to keep my lease, I'll have to master the art of levitating. FML
by Anonymous / 11/18/2011 at 3:49pm / United States (New Hampshire) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was involved in a car accident and hit my head on the dash. I now have huge, very sore knot on my head. My boyfriend now takes every opportunity to poke it and scream "Look! A baby unicorn!" FML
by southernpride93 / 11/18/2011 at 10:26am / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was practicing my lines for theater class in the hall. My partner and I chose a script where we argue over me stealing her boyfriend. Since it started to sound like a real argument, another student said that I was a "crazy bitch" and punched me in the face. FML
by hannahk267 / 11/18/2011 at 8:30am / United States (Missouri) / Miscellaneous
Today, my mother, her fiancé, and I were having dinner together. My mother was joking that she wasn't sure she could hold him down, as he used to "get around." She turned to talk to the waiter and my future step-father looked me up and down and winked. FML
by Anonymous / 11/18/2011 at 6:17am / Canada (British Columbia) / Miscellaneous
- Today, I was on top of my boyfriend having sex and I was looking away doing my thing. When I looked… Today, my friends decided it would be funny to give me a "hickey" with a vacuum cleaner while I was… Today, I was having sex with my wife when my 14 year old daughter from her room texts me, "Stop."…