About Artemisrox98
I love observing people. Sometimes, I just go to the park and write down how some people behave. These mannerisms then spark the characteristics for the actors in the stories I write.
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Artemisrox98's favorite FMLs

Today, my roommate decided to prank me by leaving a fake suicide note on the bathroom door and lying motionless in a bathtub full of water and red coloring. When I went, horrified, to take a closer look, he lunged at me and screamed. I was so scared I pissed myself. FML

By Scaredwitless - / Friday 28 January 2011 04:35 / United States

Today, I realized that I'll have to explain to my child that mommy and daddy met on World of Warcraft. FML

By Anonymous - / Wednesday 29 December 2011 05:20 / United States

Today, my refrigerator defrosted itself. FML

By Anonymous / Saturday 25 October 2008 16:55 /

Today, I went to the grocery store with my mom's boyfriend. We were in the bread aisle when he picked up a loaf that was in my hand, and said, "No, no, you have to FEEL the bread," and started rubbing it all over his body. He's moving in next week. FML

By Anonymous - / Saturday 15 January 2011 17:39 / United States

Today, I was giving myself a breast exam for lumps. I heard laughing, looked around and saw that the 12 year-old neighbor and his friends were watching through the window. FML

By Anonymous / Wednesday 29 December 2011 03:20 / United States