About artemisrox98 : I love observing people. Sometimes, I just go to the park and write down how some people behave. These mannerisms then spark the characteristics for the actors in the stories I write.
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Today, I realized why buying clear pins for the wall is a bad idea. If one falls out, you won't be able to see it with your eyes, but your foot will find it just fine. I also learnt foot wounds can produce a pretty significant geyser of blood. FML
by footbloodfountain / 01/15/2012 at 5:53am / Canada (British Columbia) / Miscellaneous
by lolwtfbbq444 / 01/15/2012 at 5:24am / Australia / Miscellaneous
by shitttyyyday / 01/14/2012 at 2:47am / United States / Health
Today, I met my son for the first time since I had to put him up for adoption over two decades ago. I wanted to make amends and get to know him. Instead, all I got to know was how well he can throw a punch. FML
by me / 01/13/2012 at 8:38pm / United States (New York) / Kids
Today, I dove head-first underneath my garage door, narrowly missing both the sensor and the closing door, executing a perfect roll, and popping back up onto my feet unscathed. My smugness went through the floor as I remembered I'd left my keys back in the house. FML
by Anonymous / 01/13/2012 at 7:09pm / Sweden (Jonkopings Lan) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 01/13/2012 at 5:58pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, in preparation for proposing to my girlfriend, I borrowed one of her rings, so I could discreetly get her ring size. Not only have I now lost the ring, which turns out to be a keepsake of her dead grandmother, I still don't know her ring size. FML
by machismo / 01/13/2012 at 1:16pm / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous
by britt71411 / 01/13/2012 at 12:17pm / United States (Texas) / Love
by Ixi_the_pixie / 01/06/2012 at 11:16am / United States / Health
by Anna / 01/06/2012 at 6:25am / United States / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 01/06/2012 at 2:47am / United States / Love
by awesome / 01/05/2012 at 12:13pm / United States (Maryland) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 01/05/2012 at 11:58am / United Kingdom (London) / Love
by Imgonnahaveabf / 01/05/2012 at 7:06am / United States / Animals
by Anonymous / 01/04/2012 at 10:07pm / United States (Virginia) / Geek
- Today, I took my girlfriend to meet my parents at a family dinner. There was plenty of alcohol on… Today, what my friends call my "resting bitch face" freaked my boyfriend out enough during sex that… Today, after having sex with my boyfriend, he triumphantly flung the condom to the ceiling, only to…