About artemisrox98 : I love observing people. Sometimes, I just go to the park and write down how some people behave. These mannerisms then spark the characteristics for the actors in the stories I write.
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Today, I realized why buying clear pins for the wall is a bad idea. If one falls out, you won't be able to see it with your eyes, but your foot will find it just fine. I also learnt foot wounds can produce a pretty significant geyser of blood. FML
by footbloodfountain / 01/15/2012 at 5:53am / Canada (British Columbia) / Miscellaneous
by lolwtfbbq444 / 01/15/2012 at 5:24am / Australia / Miscellaneous
by shitttyyyday / 01/14/2012 at 2:47am / United States / Health
Today, I met my son for the first time since I had to put him up for adoption over two decades ago. I wanted to make amends and get to know him. Instead, all I got to know was how well he can throw a punch. FML
by me / 01/13/2012 at 8:38pm / United States (New York) / Kids
Today, I dove head-first underneath my garage door, narrowly missing both the sensor and the closing door, executing a perfect roll, and popping back up onto my feet unscathed. My smugness went through the floor as I remembered I'd left my keys back in the house. FML
by Anonymous / 01/13/2012 at 7:09pm / Sweden (Jonkopings Lan) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 01/13/2012 at 5:58pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, in preparation for proposing to my girlfriend, I borrowed one of her rings, so I could discreetly get her ring size. Not only have I now lost the ring, which turns out to be a keepsake of her dead grandmother, I still don't know her ring size. FML
by machismo / 01/13/2012 at 1:16pm / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous
by britt71411 / 01/13/2012 at 12:17pm / United States (Texas) / Love
by Ixi_the_pixie / 01/06/2012 at 11:16am / United States / Health
by Anna / 01/06/2012 at 6:25am / United States / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 01/06/2012 at 2:47am / United States / Love
by awesome / 01/05/2012 at 12:13pm / United States (Maryland) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 01/05/2012 at 11:58am / United Kingdom (London) / Love
by Imgonnahaveabf / 01/05/2012 at 7:06am / United States / Animals
by Anonymous / 01/04/2012 at 10:07pm / United States (Virginia) / Geek