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artemisrox98
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  • Number of visits : 6076
  • Number of comments : 57
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About artemisrox98 : I love observing people. Sometimes, I just go to the park and write down how some people behave. These mannerisms then spark the characteristics for the actors in the stories I write.

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Today, I realized why buying clear pins for the wall is a bad idea. If one falls out, you won't be able to see it with your eyes, but your foot will find it just fine. I also learnt foot wounds can produce a pretty significant geyser of blood. FML

#18812906
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18250) - you deserved it (5833)

On 01/15/2012 at 5:53am - misc - by footbloodfountain - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I was walking to the bus stop when someone slapped an innocent person in the face with a fish. I was that innocent person. FML

#18812835
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29103) - you deserved it (3151)

On 01/15/2012 at 5:24am - misc - by lolwtfbbq444 - Australia

Today, I got my period at school. I didn't notice until a boy asked me if I'd killed someone in my pants. FML

#18802819
205 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40115) - you deserved it (3592)

On 01/14/2012 at 2:47am - health - by shitttyyyday - United States

Today, I met my son for the first time since I had to put him up for adoption over two decades ago. I wanted to make amends and get to know him. Instead, all I got to know was how well he can throw a punch. FML

#18799303
347 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19242) - you deserved it (49617)

On 01/13/2012 at 8:38pm - kids - by me (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I dove head-first underneath my garage door, narrowly missing both the sensor and the closing door, executing a perfect roll, and popping back up onto my feet unscathed. My smugness went through the floor as I remembered I'd left my keys back in the house. FML

#18798370
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16558) - you deserved it (11850)

On 01/13/2012 at 7:09pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Sweden (Jonkopings Lan)

Today, my mother-in-law moved into my wife's two-bedroom apartment. She's quite possibly the reincarnation of Hitler himself, and she'll be staying until this time next year. FML

#18797635
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20486) - you deserved it (1903)

On 01/13/2012 at 5:58pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, in preparation for proposing to my girlfriend, I borrowed one of her rings, so I could discreetly get her ring size. Not only have I now lost the ring, which turns out to be a keepsake of her dead grandmother, I still don't know her ring size. FML

#18795582
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13472) - you deserved it (35857)

On 01/13/2012 at 1:16pm - misc - by machismo - United States (Ohio)

Today, inspired by my own relationship, I encouraged my best friend to go after the guy she likes. She did, and I'm now single. FML

#18795232
183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38314) - you deserved it (4699)

On 01/13/2012 at 12:17pm - love - by britt71411 - United States (Texas)

Today, my therapist told me, "I'm sorry, but I'm not qualified to handle your level of instability." FML

#18725353
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33845) - you deserved it (4137)

On 01/06/2012 at 11:16am - health - by Ixi_the_pixie - United States

Today, my dad decided that he shouldn't have to wear clothes in the privacy of his own home. FML

#18724307
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25850) - you deserved it (2761)

On 01/06/2012 at 6:25am - misc - by Anna (woman) - United States

Today, I found out that my wife of 5 years has decided to change everything: job, clothes, hair style, car, and me. FML

#18723513
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24785) - you deserved it (1975)

On 01/06/2012 at 2:47am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, my Christmas tree was finally shipped. FML

#18715700
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28548) - you deserved it (3731)

On 01/05/2012 at 12:13pm - misc - by awesome - United States (Maryland)

Today, my boyfriend dumped me, all because he's scared of my mother. FML

#18715469
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23503) - you deserved it (3869)

On 01/05/2012 at 11:58am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, my parents got a new dog. It attacks me every time I laugh. FML

#18714310
141 comments

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On 01/05/2012 at 7:06am - animals - by Imgonnahaveabf - United States

Today, my biology teacher assigned us partners for a project. I got paired up with one of the smartest kids in the class. When he found out I was his partner, he cried. FML

#18710808
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26977) - you deserved it (7701)

On 01/04/2012 at 10:07pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Virginia)



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