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arod27pr
  • Town/Country : Yauco, Puerto Rico
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 18 September 1978 (35 years)
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Today, my boyfriend figured out that he can bounce small things off of my boobs, and has been doing it every time I look away. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21422) - you deserved it (3758)

On 04/28/2012 at 7:36pm - intimacy - by Elise - United States

Today, I was awoken at 1:30am by a strange noise, and something tugging on my hair. I opened my eyes, to find a very large rat sitting on my pillow, chewing my hair. FML

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