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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 21 November 1989 (24 years)
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  • Number of visits : 1423
  • Number of comments : 4
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About arniebrah : Fml
Cracks me up
Especially all the trolling that goes on
Keep it coming, you amazing people

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Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

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200 votes confirming that their life is crap. It’s what the website is all about.

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arniebrah's favorite FMLs

Today, I was at a Starbucks drive-thru and was grabbing a hot coffee when I got rear ended and my car hit the vehicle in front of me which deployed my airbag. Hot coffee can really burn when it hits your face at a high rate of speed. FML

#3875219
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49144) - you deserved it (3409)

On 07/19/2009 at 3:25am - health - by coffeeburns (man) - United States

Today, while at work at Wendy's, a lady came through the drive-thru with her kid. As I was handing them their order, her child points to me and exclaims "mommy, I thought you weren't supposed to work at places like this when you get older". FML

Today, my girlfriend and I were up late watching tv when an infomercial for "male enhancement" came on. I grabbed for my phone to make a call when my girlfriend said "O honey, dont buy that, it's okay that you're small." I was checking my voicemails. FML

#89031
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46058) - you deserved it (5559)

On 02/20/2009 at 3:15pm - misc - by allyshah - United States (District of Columbia)



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