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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 21 November 1989 (24 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 1328
  • Number of comments : 4
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Especially all the trolling that goes on
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arniebrah's favorite FMLs

Today, I walked in on my roommate trying to smoke a Mars bar. FML

#19737308
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18285) - you deserved it (2083)

On 06/05/2012 at 5:03am - misc - by holyshart - United States

Today, I woke up after a night of partying and heavy drinking. Apparently word travels quickly, because everyone now knows that I spent hours lying in an empty bathtub, rubbing shampoo over my body with the expectation that it'd increase my penis size. FML

#19726729
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7155) - you deserved it (29625)

On 06/03/2012 at 1:43pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Spain (Castilla y Leon)

Today, my boyfriend picked me up to take me on a date. Just as we were about to drive away, my dad ran out of the house in his underwear and started yelling that he'd kill my boyfriend if I wasn't back home within the hour. FML

#19726359
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22131) - you deserved it (1819)

On 06/03/2012 at 12:13pm - love - by mothtal (woman) - Bulgaria

Today, in a parking lot, a girl came up to our car and started to knock on the window and scream, "I KNEW IT!" My girlfriend doesn't believe that I don't know her. FML

#19726144
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27360) - you deserved it (2065)

On 06/03/2012 at 11:20am - misc - by Apissedoffguy - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my parents grounded me for finding their stash of weed. The irony is killing me right now. FML

#19719129
196 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35896) - you deserved it (2594)

On 06/02/2012 at 1:43am - misc - by ironyisabitch - United States (California)

Today, I went to visit my husband's grave. I was unable to mourn in peace because some teenagers were smoking pot and talking about a government conspiracy "to change the way gravity works" on the next grave over. FML

#19696168
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33104) - you deserved it (1871)

On 05/28/2012 at 10:51pm - misc - by notnicefools - United States (California)

Today, I was at the laundromat when a huge, tattoo-covered man wearing nothing but denim booty shorts and a wife-beater sat down beside me. He stared at me for a while, before telling me all about how I reminded him of his "first prison bitch." FML

#19644212
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24687) - you deserved it (1900)

On 05/18/2012 at 10:35pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I argued heavily with my dad over being dragged to a family game of lacrosse. All through the game, he kept "accidentally" hurling the ball straight at me on the sideline. After he eventually nailed me straight in the heart, he screamed at me to "get out of the fucking way". FML

#19617279
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20736) - you deserved it (2932)

On 05/13/2012 at 2:54pm - kids - by just me (woman) - Germany (Nordrhein-Westfalen)

Today, my girlfriend dragged me along to one of her family's paintball matches. Her father is a former marine, and hates my guts. He kept going well out of his way to hunt me down and pump as many rounds into me as possible without causing a scene. FML

#19503572
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25125) - you deserved it (3488)

On 04/20/2012 at 10:48pm - love - by fuck (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I took a very expensive flight to New York City for a job interview. I waited in my hotel room all day for the phone call to go to my once in a lifetime interview. By noon I was nervous, eight I was pissed. Around ten I realized my phone was still in airplane mode. FML

#19381201
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27390) - you deserved it (19387)

On 03/31/2012 at 8:35am - work - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I failed my driving test. I rammed into the parallel parking poles, ran a stop sign, and stopped at a cross intersection. My instructor called me an idiot. FML

#19360532
173 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5562) - you deserved it (46318)

On 03/27/2012 at 10:38pm - misc - by Brittany (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I realised being the only female engineering student sucks. I have exactly one friend, because everyone else is too busy staring at my boobs to have a conversation. FML

#19357062
218 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25113) - you deserved it (4293)

On 03/27/2012 at 11:54am - work - by Anonymous - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I started a new blog that I've been planning for weeks. So far, the only comments I've received are a dozen spam links, two people correcting my grammar, and a lady telling me I'm going to burn in hell for calling the Pope a noob. FML

Today, I realized I've been confusing scenes from The Lord of the Rings with American history. FML

#19339659
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7438) - you deserved it (24427)

On 03/24/2012 at 4:06pm - misc - by Avery - United States (California)

Today, I was humming the Star Wars theme song while on the bus. When my stop came I walked down the aisle only to hear a girl mutter, "The virginity is strong in this one." She's right. FML

#19249399
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22131) - you deserved it (18295)

On 03/10/2012 at 1:50am - misc - by starboy - United States (California)



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