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About arisadanzu : My passion is my 2 best friend's bands, Drifter, and Candle Cove.
Drifter: http://www.facebook.com/#!/DrifterOfficial
http://www.youtube.com/user/DrifterGTXMusic
Candle Cove: http://www.facebook.com/#!/candlecoveband
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WWbrp-i6r5g&feature=channel_video_title
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Today, I came home to find my house destroyed. I was so devastated, I cried. I had spent days hand-crafting the house to perfection, down to the finest detail. On Minecraft. FML
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On 08/13/2011 at 4:22pm - misc - by ifailsobadly (man) - United Kingdom (Worcestershire)
Today, I came home from holiday, only to find my house full of small decomposing animals, courtesy of my cat. FML
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On 08/13/2011 at 6:22am - animals - by Ellencrazee (woman) - United Kingdom (Derbyshire)
Today, I decided to prank my boyfriend by putting a pair of panties in his coat pocket. I stormed in and confronted him with the "evidence". I guess the prank worked; he broke down and confessed to cheating on me. FML
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On 08/12/2011 at 2:17am - misc - by TuteSweet - United States (Connecticut)
Today, I learned that if you stare down an attractive man while pumping gas, he'll stare back. Then he might ask for your number. At which point his girlfriend will get out of the car and threaten to kick your ass. FML
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On 08/09/2011 at 12:23am - misc - by **(: - United States (Kentucky)
Today, I was caught whacking off by my mother. She now takes every free moment of her time to read extracts from the Bible to me. FML
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On 08/04/2011 at 2:00am - intimacy - by laughingflame - United States (Illinois)
Today, I found out that when you kick another man in the snowglobes and he smiles at you, there's something creepily wrong. FML
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On 07/29/2011 at 12:20am - intimacy - by FML (man) - United States (Indiana)
Today, I was laying in bed making out with a girl. After trying to figure out for a while why she was spending so much time on my neck it finally hit me. She was frantically and secretly trying to remove the gum she got stuck in my hair. She failed. FML
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On 07/19/2011 at 12:04am - intimacy - by tLee - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, my girlfriend and I were making out while she was laying on me. Her little brother walked in, saw us and yelled, "Mom they're swallowing each other!" FML
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On 07/11/2011 at 5:08pm - intimacy - by tony456 (man) - United States (Vermont)
Today, I spent the entire day in my room trying to figure out how to get rid of my psycho boyfriend without dying. FML
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On 07/11/2011 at 11:37am - misc - by illenram06 - Philippines (Roxas)
Today, I got a text message from my ex from about a year ago, asking if my 4-day-old son was his. I don't know what's sadder - the fact that he thinks a gestation period can last 11 months, or that he's more willing to step up to the plate than the baby's actual father. FML
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On 07/11/2011 at 12:48am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Connecticut)
Today, I was invited into a group chat on Skype. Everyone ignored everything I said, so I got pissed and started yelling at them. Then I realised my microphone wasn't plugged in right. FML
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On 07/10/2011 at 5:41pm - misc - by Canuckster (man) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, after finally sleeping with a girl for the first time in I don't know how long, at some point during sex she managed to completely crush my balls. I acted cool until she left, then I had to wake my parents up at 3 a.m. to take me to the hospital where I was diagnosed testicular bruising. FML
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On 07/10/2011 at 12:18am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)
Today, I realized I have no life after I created a fake Facebook account, posted an insulting message on my wall, and then engaged in a vicious argument with it, just so I could impress my friends. FML
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On 07/08/2011 at 10:57am - misc - by jen - United States (North Carolina)
Today, after running a couple of miles, I went upstairs into my air conditioned room to cool off. Apparently, my mom walked passed my room and heard me breathing heavily. Later, she had my dad give me a talk about masturbation. FML
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On 07/08/2011 at 12:20am - intimacy - by chumleevil - United States (Maine)
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