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  • Birth Date : Monday 5 September 1983 (31 years)
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Today, I Went To An Orchestra Concert. Halfway Through The Performance I Had To Fart Really Bad, So I Decided To Try And Sneak It In While The Orchestra Was Playing A Loud Exciting Part. Just As I Let It Rip, There Was A Dramatic Pause In The Music. Everyone Heard. FML

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On 07/10/2012 at 12:44am - misc - by Concert Flatulent - United States (Texas)

my wife is giving birth to our first born. I am an officer stationed overseas. Apparently I am only missing the birth but I also missed the conception. FML

#19911168
161 comments

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On 07/08/2012 at 8:30pm - love - by moodyreallyrocks - United States (Kentucky)

Today, mah waiter turned to me and asked, "Let me guess, Miss I'm-not-fat-I'm-fluffy wants a diet coke?" FML

#19895683
345 comments

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On 07/05/2012 at 3:10pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

TODAY , I WALKED IN ON MAH BOYFRIEND AN SISTER FOOLING AROUND IN THE SHOWER TOGETHER. SUPPOSEDLY , SHE WAS SLEEPWALKING , AN HE WAS TRYING TO WAKE HER UP. FML

#19890528
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On 07/04/2012 at 12:40pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Prince Edward Island)

Today... a homeless man asked me 4 money in a train station bathroom. When I told him I had no money he left. He then returned only to pour a bottle full of urine on mah head while I was in the stall. I use a metro card. I honestly had no money. FML

#19861588
118 comments

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On 06/28/2012 at 5:20pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Yesterday I Confronted My Daughter About The Various Drug-associated Items I Found In Her Room. She Then Confronted Me About Going In Her Room An Invading Her Privacy, To The Pointhere I Forgot The Main Issue An Apologised To Her. I Just Got Outsmarted By A Teenage Pothead.

#19857408
270 comments

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On 06/27/2012 at 7:28pm - kids - by apparantlyStupid - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I went to the bookstore and saw a stunning grl reading . I walked over and picked up a book, thinking our two books were the same category, hence a good conversation starter . She looked at me, and I pointed at my book and smiled . After that, she left . It was a sex position book . FML

#19853793
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On 06/27/2012 at 12:39am - misc - by deli Shoppe - United States (California)

TODAY , A COP TURND HIS LIGHTS AND SIREN ON TO PULL ME OVER!! I PULLD INTO A PARKING LOT AND GOT A TICKET!! IT WASN'T UNTIL THE COP PULLD AWAY THAT I REALIZD THAT I'D PULLD INTO , AND INTERRUPTD , AN ON-GOING FUNERAL VISITATION!! FML

#19847830
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On 06/25/2012 at 11:26pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today, mah parents felt the need to lecture me about how people who "smoke the reefer" r a "waste of life" and will never amount to anything !! I was baked during the entre conversation, and actually ended up breaking down in tears, because I realized they were totally right !! FML

#19840334
497 comments

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On 06/24/2012 at 5:45pm - kids - by :( (man) - United States (Minnesota)

Today while I was waiting at a rd light another car slammd into me. By the time I got out to asses the damage the other car was empty and there was nobody in sight. Either Moby Dickwad was abductd by alien mid-crash or he was behind on his insurance payments. FML

#19840064
129 comments

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On 06/24/2012 at 4:51pm - misc - by Boar - United States (New Mexico)

Today.. . a homeless man trid to sell me a "magic.. . one-finger glove" . It was a usd condom . FML

#19838531
174 comments

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On 06/24/2012 at 10:17am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today , as a romantic gesture , mah boyfriend gifted me an origami vagina. FML

#19833560
154 comments

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On 06/23/2012 at 10:59am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Ireland (Cork)

Today I made a pone call in ma office to ma doctor. He wantd to call a prescription to ma parmacy but wantd to know by wat metod I would prefer ma medication. During our conversation a group of potential clients walkd in just as I looool exclaimd "I definitely prefer oral." FML

#19827814
74 comments

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On 06/22/2012 at 3:28am - work - by me - United States (Indiana)

Today, after careful consideration, I told ma wife I really want to ave kids . Se lauged, until se finally realized I was serious, at wic point se flicked me in te balls and said, "Problem solved." FML

#19818500
186 comments

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On 06/20/2012 at 12:41pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was getting dirty with mah boyfriend. It was the first time he had fingered anyone, and the only thing he said was, ( It feels lyk the looool inside of mah asshole. ) big fat FML

#19810073
184 comments

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On 06/18/2012 at 11:33pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States



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