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appleshrimpchips

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 1 March 1991 (25 years old)
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  • Number of visits : 516
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About appleshrimpchips : Sarcastic, total grammar nazi, self-proclaimed food connoisseur, the go to person for crazy adventures, sleepiest person you will ever meet.

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Today, I was having sex with a girl. She was really into it and not holding back on the noise...That is, until I received a text message from my little sister next door reading "If she is making that much noise, she is probably faking it...Trust me, I know." FML

by OhFseriously123 / 08/06/2009 at 6:05am / Italy (Lombardia) / Intimacy

Today, I had to call poison control because my idiot son swallowed a bunch of baking soda to "make a volcano in his tummy." FML

by Anonymous / 08/06/2009 at 2:13am / Australia (Victoria) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was riding my bike to the local grocery store to pick up some supplies for dinner. On the way down, traveling down a hill, I hit a drain with no lid. I went to grab hold of the nearest object to soften my fall. That nearest object was a barbed wire fence. FML

by Lawrence / 08/06/2009 at 12:55am / United States (Florida) / Transportation

Today, I was sitting at the computer when this really annoying fly kept landing on the keyboard. After a while, I took the bottom of a pen and squished it. Twenty minutes later I absentmindedly started chewing at the bottom of the pen. FML

by dumbblonde / 08/05/2009 at 11:04pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Animals