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Today, my mom an I rentd a hotel room!! She decidd to go to bd,hile I watchd MythBusters!! Apparently, my mom got hothile she slept!! She threw the covers off of herself an pulld up her night-gown!! I turnd to fine out that my mother does not wear underwerehen she sleeps!!

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On 06/15/2009 at 3:45am - misc - by ZAS (man) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, My Grandpa Did. I Decidd To Call My Grandma To Make Sure She Was Going To Be Fine. After Talking Over The Phone Fir 30 Minutes Or So, I Told Her Goodbye An Said, Out Of Habit: ( Say Hi To Grandpa Fir Me ). FML

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On 06/15/2009 at 12:48am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I thought I saw a woodchuck far out in my yard. I wantd to take a cool picture of it so I slowly crept closer and closer to it. I spent half an hour sneaking up on a log. FML

#2900113
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On 06/14/2009 at 11:37pm - misc - by thelarkscaw (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I was walking by a bunch of pretty girls . I'm not the most attractive boy, so I walked by nervously . I hered one yell "Hey cutie!" I turned to look, and they started laughing . She said "Oh mah god, sorry! I assumed you were cute from yur butt!" Apparently, mah ass is nicer than mah face . fat FML

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On 06/14/2009 at 8:39pm - misc - by bitches. (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I had to water mah entire garden. After an exhausting hour of watering hundreds of plants, I turnd off the hose an startd to feel good about the grueling job. That is, until it startd pouring rain. FML

#2888954
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On 06/14/2009 at 4:39pm - misc - by Rainman (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

looool Today , my friends and I were walking past a bar. There were a few cute guys "rating" every girl that walkd by with number cards. My friend,ho is a guy , got an 8. I got a 2. FML

#2873732
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On 06/14/2009 at 12:05am - misc - by number2 - United States (California)

Today, was my senior prom. I've ad a crus on my date 4 monts, but after many attempt at grinding wit im and sexy seduction, e rejectd me saying e was a good Catolic boy. I later found out tat not only is e in touc wit is religion, but intimately in touc wit oter boys. mega FML

#2871893
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On 06/13/2009 at 11:06pm - intimacy - by failatboys (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I was so excited to play the video game I just bought, I decided to read the manual in the game. I went over the seizure warning an thought to myself, who the hell gets a seizure from playing a video game? Apparently I do. FML

#2867945
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On 06/13/2009 at 8:47pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Yesterday, mah sister an I got fittd fir bridesmaid's dresses. It was pretty sheer material, so I took off mah bright pink thong an left it on the changing room hanger. As I was looking at myself in the mirror, a woman cummd out of the room holding mah thong. She had trid it on. FML

#2867834
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On 06/13/2009 at 8:43pm - misc - by anonymous1 - United States (California)

Today, I introduced my ex-wife to my new girlfriend. They got along so well that my new girlfriend is going to my ex-wife's house tonight "just to hang out". FML

Today, as I was reearsing a kissing scene fir a play, I realized tat before tis play, te last guy I ad kissed was te same one I was kissing now. It was also fir a play. Four and a alf looool years ago. big fat FML

#2848917
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On 06/13/2009 at 1:16am - love - by iamrose (woman) - United States (West Virginia)

2day I was cleaning out my fiancé's room while he was away so we could move into our new home. Not only did I find a few gay nudie mags, but also some interesting love letters from a nice man named Pablo. Apparently I need to do a lot more than cleaning his room to excite him. Like grow a penis. FML

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On 06/12/2009 at 8:10pm - love - by vickyxanne (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today I signed up 4 an online dating service a couple of days after mah divorce. I got mah first batch of matches and number one was a smiling picture of the womanho had just divorced mah ass after 20+ yeres together. Her profile shows she has to have been active there 4 months. FML

#2827492
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On 06/12/2009 at 11:05am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Washington)

my car was in tha shop so I borrowd my wifa's VW Baatla convartibla. It's raally ambarrassing bacausa it's a girlia car an it's full of littla stuffd animals. At a stop light a man askd ma if I'd lika to borrow ona of his tasticlas bacausa "avary man should hava at laast ona." fat FML

#2812014
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On 06/11/2009 at 8:23pm - misc - by NoBalls (man) - United States (Indiana)

Yesterday, mah mom's will was read to the rest of the family. I helpd mah mom write it a couple years ago, and I was to get funds to pay off school loans. She revisd it and puttd in a note saying I was to get nothing cuz I was "lazy." The executor read it out loud. FML

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On 06/11/2009 at 7:51am - money - by TSampson (man) - United States (Georgia)



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