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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 20 December 1988 (26 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1019
  • Number of comments : 43
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

About appelflap : Everytime I think my life can't get any worse I read the FMLs and feel better. I'm a horrible person if you look at it like that. But I'm a sweet person. Really. I swear.

I like to read, I'm a gamer ( no, not the sims and some cod to look badass. But why do I care to explain haha) and I like metal and rockabilly music.

I adore my pets ( my puppy Wookie, and cats Ziggy, Alice and Kratos) and my teddybear who is called Gomez.

Other stuff I like? Cotton candy, amusement parks, dinosaurs, transformers, branches that look like people, stormtroopers,magic and bubbles.

Message me if you like! I want to "collect" people from every state in the US! States that are taken : Arizona, Alabama, California, Montana, New Hamshire, Pennsylvania,Texas,Washington, Wisconsin. But there is always room for more!
Feel free to correct any spelling - and grammatical errors, I am not a native speaker. English is my 4th language so I'm always willing to improve.

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Today, I sent a text message to my boyfriend, saying "Come over in an hour, I love you." An hour later, the doorbell rang. It was my ex, looking happy and still as taken with me as before, with a bunch of roses. I'd got the wrong number. My ex and my boyfriend have the same name. FML

#432
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11765) - you deserved it (37568)

On 12/01/2008 at 11:57pm - love - by eleonor - Sent from mobile version

Today, my girlfriend told me that I was irrationally jealous. I’ve just learnt that she has a website where she masturbates in front of a webcam. FML

#426
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55727) - you deserved it (3431)

On 12/01/2008 at 1:09am - intimacy - by Maestro - Sent from mobile version

Today, well actually last night, I did a full striptease for my girlfriend to "You can leave your hat on". When the song was over, I was then completely naked, she says to me : "Maybe we should have closed the shutters!" FML

#413
18 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31278) - you deserved it (10453)

On 11/29/2008 at 6:50am - intimacy - by ... - Sent from mobile version

Today, while shopping for a pair of shoes, I saw a pair I really liked lying around, so I sat down to try them on. Then, a man came up to me and pointed out that they were actually his shoes. FML

#407
24 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21364) - you deserved it (5238)

On 11/28/2008 at 5:28am - misc - by Gregory - Sent from mobile version

Today, during a lunch I said "It must be awful to realize that you've been cheated on!". One of the men present had just found out that he had been. I then try to correct my tactlessness by saying "The worst must be when your wife leaves you for another woman". Which was also the case. FML

#399
17 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22393) - you deserved it (8513)

On 11/27/2008 at 7:34am - misc - by lovely-sweet - Sent from mobile version

Today, I heard my next door neighbour screaming as if someone was trying to slice her throat. Her window was open. Intrigued, I went onto my balcony and asked if everything was okay, and if she needed anything. She and her boyfriend shout back in unison: "We're F*ing, go away". FML

#398
34 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35176) - you deserved it (7393)

On 11/27/2008 at 3:52am - intimacy - by ehbe - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was going to confess to my best friend that I am madly in love with her. I called her up only to find her crying. She was upset that she might be pregnant with some guy. FML

#389
36 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32950) - you deserved it (2333)

On 11/25/2008 at 1:05pm - love - by Noname - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, in one of the corridors at university, I was pretending to have passionate sex with one of my lecturers to make my mates laugh. She happened to walk by just at that moment. She reminded me when my next exam is; she will be marking me. FML

#385
19 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6938) - you deserved it (30380)

On 11/25/2008 at 1:54am - intimacy - by TomPom - Sent from mobile version

Today, I learnt that the girl with who I've being going out for 6 months, has been sleeping with every guy around except one. Guess who? FML

#379
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36856) - you deserved it (3084)

On 11/24/2008 at 1:08am - love - by lectro - Sent from mobile version

Today, I gave my son a row for losing a very important paper that I need for my work. I've just found it in my right pocket. FML

#267
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6651) - you deserved it (52457)

On 11/10/2008 at 7:06am - kids - by Daddy - Sent from mobile version

Today, to my delight I discover that there is security camera in the storage room at my work. The same room where, two days ago I masturbated. FML

#265
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11052) - you deserved it (65203)

On 11/10/2008 at 4:11am - work - by tadam - Sent from mobile version

Today, for the 25th time, an Indian called my cell phone asking for 'Pinkie'. I don't know who the hell Pinkie is, but I don't appreciate people calling wrong numbers while I'm having it off. FML

#249
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28585) - you deserved it (8835)

On 11/07/2008 at 8:07pm - misc - by Hth - United States (Delaware)

Today, thinking that I’m alone at work, I start rummaging through my nose trying to find something interesting. It’s only after about a minute that I notice that my boss is looking straight at me. FML

#242
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7890) - you deserved it (43617)

On 11/07/2008 at 5:10am - work - by JoLaFritte - Sent from mobile version

Today, in the early hours of the morning, a worker started drilling the road right in front of my window. He stopped 5 minutes before my alarm clock rang. FML

#71
27 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49066) - you deserved it (3486)

On 10/26/2008 at 10:22pm - misc - by Noalixah - Finland (Southern Finland)



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