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apollojon
  • Town/Country : London, England
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 31 October 1992 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 111
  • Number of comments : 50
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About apollojon : Gotta love reading Fml to kill time. Feel free to message me.. i like meeting new people, especially funny ones haha :D

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Today, I won $50 on the lottery. On the subway home, I checked my pocket to see if the money was still there. A very professional man in a suit yelled, "Hey, that's mine!" I got several dirty glares. I'm such a pathetic wimp that I gave him the money. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9605) - you deserved it (36290)

On 02/07/2013 at 7:28pm - money - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my dad took me to the empty parking lot of Wal-Mart to try driving for the first time. All was well until he shouted at me for going too slow, which startled me into jerking the wheel and simultaneously stomping on the gas. I don't think Geico covers a Wal-Mart-sized dent in one's car. FML

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114 comments

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On 02/06/2013 at 7:49pm - misc - by gilbirds (woman) - United States (Ohio)

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Today, a tenant in my apartment block told me about a nice shady place behind our building where he often goes to relax. Curious, I went looking for it. It was a quiet and secluded courtyard. At least until a man came out of nowhere waving a hammer in my face, screaming in a foreign language. FML

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On 02/06/2013 at 6:14pm - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my boyfriend called me a freak for wanting to have sex for a second night in a row. FML

#20495286
148 comments

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On 02/06/2013 at 1:01am - intimacy - by frustrated! (woman) - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were looking at engagement rings. When the store owner asked about our budget, my boyfriend said with a straight face, "Nothing too expensive, I have a big penis so I don't have to overcompensate by buying a big diamond." FML

#20494997
125 comments

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On 02/05/2013 at 9:31pm - love - by NewlyDread (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, after trying to convince my girlfriend to have sex for almost 16 months, she finally said yes. I couldn't get it up the second she said it. FML

#20494070
206 comments

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On 02/05/2013 at 1:40am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I woke up to find my boyfriend using my hand to wank. FML

#20427495
151 comments

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On 12/28/2012 at 6:40am - intimacy - by kmtranter - United Kingdom (Brent)

Today, I was online and I saw a friend that I hadn't talked to in two years come online. I IM'ed him, only for him to respond, "I haven't responded to any messages of yours in over a year. Most people would get the hint." FML

#14062616
78 comments

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On 12/02/2010 at 6:43pm - misc - by wingless_angel_7 (woman) - United States (Idaho)

Today, I was run over by a car. My car. My 8 year old son put the car in neutral in the driveway while I was behind it. FML

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On 12/04/2009 at 8:08pm - health - by qwertogo (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, when my boyfriend reffered to my hair, I told him I was going to dye it. He responded by saying, "finally, so how much you going for, 40, maybe 50 pounds?". I said dye it, not diet. FML

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On 04/05/2009 at 12:17am - misc - by lifestinks - Canada (Ontario)



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