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  • Birth Date : Thursday 10 August 1995 (19 years)
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Today, someone very close to me came out of the closet. Normally I would fully support them, had we not just gotten married. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38548) - you deserved it (2418)

On 11/27/2012 at 10:08pm - love - by Bliggins - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, I was sitting on the couch with my fiancé, when he jumped up and viciously sat on my face. I then heard, smelled, and tasted the most violent, horrific fart known to man. I still can't get the taste out of my mouth, and he can't stop laughing. I'm getting married to this guy. FML

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On 03/14/2012 at 1:18am - love - by anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)



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