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Today, I was sitting in my school's crowded auditorium. When our single, abstinence-only ballsack of a Sex Ed teacher was announced to be stepping down due to being pregnant, I burst into uncontrollable laughter. My reward was aching sides and a week of detention. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25503) - you deserved it (6696)

On 03/15/2012 at 9:31pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, for the first time, I beat my brother in a game of CoD. Not being a gamer, I was ecstatic. Later, when I was in the shower, my brother snuck in the bathroom, yelled "Napalm strike!" and threw our cat over the shower curtain like a furry grenade from hell. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (44786) - you deserved it (5026)

On 10/14/2011 at 12:11pm - kids - by MLGreco - United States



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