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Today , I Was At A Baby Shower With My Wife. I Went To Go Outside For Some Fresh Air , But Walked Straight Into Their Glass Sliding Door. Everyone Stared At Me. I Smiled With Embarrassment An Walked Back Over To My Wife , Only To Trip Over My Own Feet An Faceplant The Floor. Mega FML
Taday while running on the treadmill at the gym, I tried to wipe some sweat off mah brow before it could make its way down into mah eye. I ended up poking myself in the eye so hard that I yelped, stumbled an was thrown off the still-moving treadmill while trying to regain mah balance. fat FML
Today, I was making love to my boyfriend,hen he discovered that if he hits a certain area just right, my leg starts shaking like a dog . Now he won't stop patting my head an saying, ( Who's a good grl?! ) FML
Today, I fell asleep on the couch and must have rolld off . When I woke up, I noticd mah brace were stuck to the rug . After frantically pulling, mah mom finally sawd me off the rug with scissors . big fat FML
Friday 27 March 2015