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anonymous1132
  • Town/Country : Massachusetts, U.S.A.
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 25 April 1995 (18 years)
  • Number of visits : 440
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About anonymous1132 : I am both Dominican (Dad) and Peurto Rican (mom) which is unfortunate because both races hate each other. I love life and Make the most out of it. I am reasonable and am open to meeting new people so send me a message here or email me at momoisapopo@gmail.com (yes i know that it's corny)

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Today, while at dinner, I told my boyfriend that I wished he liked sushi. He replied, 'I wish you liked anal.' FML

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239 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16243) - you deserved it (28457)

On 11/12/2010 at 11:31am - intimacy - by lisacasabonita (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I learned to never shave your downstairs when you have the hiccups. FML

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129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16120) - you deserved it (24146)

On 08/29/2010 at 1:02am - health - by yggiz (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, my boyfriend took me on a surprise date, destination unknown. I dressed up, he had a tux on. We went to McDonalds. FML

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193 comments

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On 01/11/2010 at 8:25am - love - by krisx3ftw (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, on a plane I was showing my brother the life jackets kept under the seat. After pulling on what I thought was the lifejacket, I then realized that they were kept in the arm rest to my right and for the last five minutes I had been pulling on the foot of the man who was sitting behind me. FML

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On 08/26/2009 at 12:28am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my dog started to hump my leg. He always does this and I heard that humping the dog back asserted dominance. Well, I decided to, and I dry humped him back. As I was doing this I said "How do you like that!" And then my mom walked in. FML

#2026481
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On 05/17/2009 at 7:40pm - animals - by sucks (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I was playing and laughing with my new baby boy. He was giggling, and it was adorable. Out of nowhere I say "you're my favorite!". Now I'm sitting here talking to my two other children about how what I said earlier I didn't mean personally. They never want to talk to me again. FML

#1176288
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On 04/20/2009 at 10:39pm - kids - by Damnlife123 (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I bought a brand new flat screen TV. When I brought it home it didn't work. Furious, I walked into Best Buy and yelled at a guy in a tucked in blue polo and khakis. I asked him why it didn't work and he said he didn't know. I kept screaming. He didn't have a nametag. He didn't work there. FML

#1101827
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On 04/18/2009 at 10:44pm - misc - by asdfghjkl (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, for April fools I decided to set off the smoke detectors in my friend's apartment while he was sleeping and saran wrap the outside of his bedroom doorway so he would smack into it. Instead, he jumped out the window and broke his leg. FML

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On 04/01/2009 at 4:06pm - health - by nic (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was going to attempt to compliment my girlfriend, I planned on telling her that she smelled really nice. In a loving tone, I confidently told her, "Baby, you have a certain stench to you." FML

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103 comments

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On 03/14/2009 at 7:05am - love - by DSM (man) - United States (North Dakota)

Today, after taping 5-year-olds do a skit at an improv camp, I used the camera's view-finder to zoom in on a female co-worker's chest. Another female co-worker tapped me on the shoulder to show that the TV was still connected to the camera. Parents, kids, and instructors all witnessed it. FML

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On 03/13/2009 at 9:06pm - misc - by Noname - United States (Arkansas)



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