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annabelle2213
  • Town/Country : USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 12 February 1992 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 539
  • Number of comments : 19
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

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Today, I got bitch-slapped by a walrus at Sea Life Park. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30163) - you deserved it (7291)

On 07/13/2010 at 12:34am - misc - by Betchsadface - United States

Today, I was in the bathroom getting ready to take a shower. I took all of my clothes off, and stepped into the shower facing the knobs. When I turned around, I saw somebody standing in there with me. Apparently, my little brother and his friend were playing hide and seek, and I found his friend. FML

#7682210 (175)

I agree, your life sucks (28358) - you deserved it (3651)

On 01/29/2010 at 7:02pm - misc - by soonaked (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was on a long-haul plane journey home from my holiday. After 5 hours, I decided to stretch my arms whilst watching a movie. Little did I know that a little girl was approaching, running down the aisle as my arm stretched out. I accidentally clothes-lined a little 9 year old girl. FML

#7203649 (194)

I agree, your life sucks (19071) - you deserved it (2380)

On 01/07/2010 at 7:25pm - misc - by James4929 (man) - United Kingdom

Today, I was looking through pictures on Facebook. There was a picture of me and my friends with the caption "I love you guys!" below. I had been cropped out. FML

#7056009 (97)

I agree, your life sucks (20647) - you deserved it (1724)

On 12/31/2009 at 11:52am - misc - by MorganRox26 (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I have been stuck in the bathroom. Apparently, my 8 year old son decided to sneak in some TurboLax into the juice we left out for Santa. Well played son. FML

#6937557 (132)

I agree, your life sucks (22660) - you deserved it (5107)

On 12/25/2009 at 11:15am - kids - by BathroomMuch (man) - United States (California)

Today, I finally got a hold of my husband who I haven't actually talked to in 2 and 1/2 weeks since he is deployed and it's hard to chat. He told me he couldn't talk because he was in an epic battle, in Call of Duty. FML

#6650793 (153)

I agree, your life sucks (22764) - you deserved it (3100)

On 12/07/2009 at 2:16pm - love - by Dejected (woman) - United States (California)

Today, half asleep, I dropped my pill before I could take it. I quickly picked it up and washed it down. Five hours later, I just found my pill on the ground. What did I swallow? FML

#948871 (200)

I agree, your life sucks (78793) - you deserved it (16017)

On 04/13/2009 at 12:12pm - misc - by anonymiss (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I came home to find a sock I previously used to whack off on my bed with googly eyes and a mouth drawn on it with a note that read "Because you can't find a real girl, I made your current one prettier, Love Mom." FML

#761206 (480)

I agree, your life sucks (167990) - you deserved it (51073)

On 04/02/2009 at 1:13am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, at a hard rock concert, a bunch of guys accidentally knocked down a port-a-potty while moshing. I was inside that port-a-potty. FML

#231694 (141)

I agree, your life sucks (144691) - you deserved it (9793)

On 03/07/2009 at 12:51am - misc - by shit_upon_literally (woman) - United States (New York)

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Today, I daringly tried that fish-bath thing, where all these fish come and eat all of your skin's dead cells. I got into it, and after 15 minutes of being a human buffet, at least 20 of the fish died. FML

#1305 (64)

I agree, your life sucks (22684) - you deserved it (3944)

On 01/15/2009 at 8:25pm - health - by anx133 - China (Shanghai)