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  • Birth Date : Monday 24 July 1995 (19 years)
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Today, I looked over at the car parked next to me and noticed a very large woman plucking her mustache. She locked eyes with me and kept plucking. After that, every time I looked over, she was still staring. Staring and plucking. Now when I close my eyes, I can still see her. FML

#20012686
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22290) - you deserved it (2872)

On 08/10/2012 at 12:40am - misc - by banana2894 - United States (Oregon)

Today, my insane boss decided I poop too much. Now, every time I go to the bathroom, he follows me in and tries to get me to hurry up by reading passages from 50 Shades of Grey. FML

#20009332
194 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28551) - you deserved it (3083)

On 08/08/2012 at 9:53am - work - by blakeintheoffice - United States

Today, I visited my mother's new apartment, and found a picture of yours truly hanging above her toilet, and I asked why it was there. She shrugged and said, "Because the thought of you makes me want to take a shit?" FML

#20007765
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19048) - you deserved it (1898)

On 08/07/2012 at 2:04pm - misc - by Alisha - United States (Virginia)

Today, I slammed the car door on my head while I was getting in the car. If that wasn't bad enough, my boyfriend is convinced I now have a concussion and insists on waking me up every hour to make sure I'm still alive. FML

#20001841
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18002) - you deserved it (5141)

On 08/04/2012 at 5:33am - health - by MAC. - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I got on an elevator at the mall, along with a twelve or thirteen-year-old girl talking on her cell. She spent the whole ride telling the person on the other end how hideous I looked and how I look like a pregnant sperm whale. I was too humiliated to even say anything. FML

#20001108
270 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28164) - you deserved it (4221)

On 08/03/2012 at 9:52pm - kids - by pimpslaprequired (man) - United States

Today, I tried to stand by my toaster and train myself to not jump when it popped up. Not only did I jump, I also knocked the toaster off the counter and onto my toes. FML

#19998464
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12111) - you deserved it (18515)

On 08/02/2012 at 1:32pm - misc - by purplexangel (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, as I sat down in the plane, I realized that for the next seven hours I would be sitting next to a priest who refused to stop praying aloud, and an old man who wanted to tell me the story of how the toothpick came to be. FML

#19998370
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21728) - you deserved it (1931)

On 08/02/2012 at 12:30pm - misc - by skrillexblewme - United States

Today, my daughter discovered that her Venus Fly Trap will not eat pieces of ripped-up scrap paper. Also today, I discovered that my daughter can't tell the difference between scrap paper and my monthly paycheck. FML

#19998217
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26675) - you deserved it (2494)

On 08/02/2012 at 10:12am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Arizona)

Today, I was fired from my job. My boss turned to everyone and said, "Allow me to escort this trash out of the office." Everyone cheered. FML

#19997829
126 comments

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On 08/02/2012 at 2:50am - work - by Unwanted - United States (California)

Today, my sister and I were watching the Olympics. Michael Phelps was on the screen, and I was thinking how hot he is. My sister commented on how he looks so much like our brother. I can never look at either of them the same way ever again. FML

#19995813
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22247) - you deserved it (3532)

On 08/01/2012 at 1:51am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, while watching the Olympics, my father found it completely necessary to make a farting sound every single time an athlete jumps or bends over. This will be a very long few weeks. FML

#19995451
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18766) - you deserved it (1942)

On 07/31/2012 at 10:49pm - misc - by joleezad5 - United States (Missouri)

Today, as I sat down for my flight, I realised that the passenger I had to sit next to for the next seven hours was wearing a necklace made from tampon packaging. FML

#19995117
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20914) - you deserved it (1636)

On 07/31/2012 at 7:28pm - misc - by lotd - United Kingdom (Buckinghamshire)

Today, I was at a barbecue with my extended family. I was chatting to my grandma, when my idiotic brother decided to douse the grill with his cola. The hissing sounded so much like a Minecraft creeper that I instinctively screamed and practically shat my pants. FML

#19993096
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8941) - you deserved it (26455)

On 07/30/2012 at 6:21pm - misc - by NaKreen (man) - Sweden (Vastra Gotaland)



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