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  • I agree, my mouse works.

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  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

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  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

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    1%
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  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
    7%
  • The thumb strikes back

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    14%
  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

    This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
    33%
  • YDI Master

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    32%
  • A new thumb

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    93%
  • One more and it's business time

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Ankafi's favorite FMLs

Today, the only person in my entire family to show up sober and on time to my graduation was my grandma. FML

By Congrats to me / Saturday 24 May 2014 23:57 / United States - Canton

Today, while I was making dinner, my husband argued that our new dog has intelligence issues, and we should give him away. I angrily defended the poor thing, and had almost won, until the dog walked over and licked the inside of the hot oven door. FML

By Anonymous / Wednesday 30 April 2014 05:17 / United States - Muncy

Today, my girlfriend informed me that during the night, I shot up in bed and whimpered tearfully, "I don't have anything for the fancy-dress!" She also decided to share this with all our friends. I'm never going to live this down. FML

By joe rogan fucking sucks, dude - / Sunday 27 April 2014 20:51 / Australia - Warwick

Today, my dad and I got into an argument. When I was proven wrong, he said, "Good job, genius." I shot back the first thing that popped into my head, which was "I am not a genius!" He laughed and says that if I die before him, he's having that engraved on my tombstone. FML

By Anonymous - / Friday 25 April 2014 21:42 / United States - Red Bank

Today, I'm 25 years old, I've got an education and I only now found out in front of 15 people that, no, sparrows are not small pigeons that are going to grow up. FML

By pablito / Thursday 17 April 2014 10:37 / France - Bron