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by maggie74 / 06/27/2012 at 12:58am / United States (Connecticut) / Intimacy
by Addison / 06/24/2012 at 8:28pm / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 06/23/2012 at 10:59am / Ireland (Cork) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 06/18/2012 at 11:33pm / United States / Intimacy
by turnedoff / 06/17/2012 at 9:00pm / United States / Intimacy
by Mega_bug / 06/16/2012 at 10:14pm / United States (Washington) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 06/12/2012 at 7:58am / United States (Maine) / Intimacy
Today, my boyfriend and I tried to have sex for the first time. Everything was going well, until he tried to put it in. A few minutes later, he said "It's not hard enough." We tried for another half hour to fix that. We ended up eating ice cream. FML
by rachiej8 / 06/10/2012 at 12:13am / United States (Vermont) / Intimacy
Today, I woke up from a sexy dream about my boyfriend. Too bad I'd fallen asleep in my living room with my whole family over, grandma included. They were all staring. I'd been sleep humping and moaning. FML
by Anonymous / 06/07/2012 at 1:41pm / United States (Oregon) / Intimacy
by BooBabe / 06/04/2012 at 7:50pm / United States (Colorado) / Intimacy
Today, I arranged a romantic dinner for my boyfriend. His favourite meal, fresh flowers, scented candles. Everything went beautifully, at least until he wrapped an arm around me and whispered, "Want some dick?" into my ear. Mood horrifically ruined. FML
by dating a manchild / 06/01/2012 at 7:50pm / Denmark (Hovedstaden) / Intimacy
by Brax / 05/30/2012 at 5:46am / United States / Intimacy
Today, after a surprise candlelit dinner and a two bottles of wine for my birthday, my boyfriend and I decided to take a sexy shower together. It ended with us both drunk, naked, and crying, wedged into a small tub together, talking about our dead pets. FML
by Anonymous / 05/30/2012 at 1:46am / United States (California) / Intimacy
by Fire0fisis / 05/23/2012 at 5:38am / Hong Kong / Intimacy
by maggierose171 / 05/19/2012 at 11:08am / United States (Wisconsin) / Intimacy
- Today, my dad came round to the house. Looking rather pleased with himself he pulled out his phone,… Today, while walking down the street, I saw a man attacking a woman in an alley. I ran to help, and… Today, after years of waiting, I finally got to meet the band whose music got me through one of the…
- Today, I found out that six hours of my work didn't save and has disappeared from my laptop, so now… Today, I was talking to one of my co-workers. I was complaining about my increased insurance prices… Today, I took a break & rushed to a bathroom stall where I heard from the other stall some noises…