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Today, at the gas station, the automatic door didn't open when I approached it. I asked the cashier to open it for me, joking that because I'm a redhead, I didn't have a soul and it wouldn't open for me. The cashier freaked and wouldn't let me go until I proved I had a soul. FML
by Devil / 12/11/2012 at 1:07am / Australia (Victoria) / Transportation
Today, I was sitting cross-legged, idly jerkin' the gherkin. I guess I got slightly carried away, because I zoned out, forgot where I was aiming, and came all over the side of my face, up my nose and into my eye. FML
by SamWGovan / 12/09/2012 at 11:57am / United Kingdom (London, City of) / Intimacy
by bill219 / 12/07/2012 at 5:40pm / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
Today, after a romantic dinner, movie, and stroll in the park, we had our first kiss. It would have been perfect, had a passerby not thrown rubbish at us for "unnecessary public display of affection." FML
by First Kiss / 12/07/2012 at 7:39am / Australia (Victoria) / Love
by Anonymous / 12/06/2012 at 11:49pm / United States (Minnesota) / Kids
by Dontwaketheneighbors / 12/06/2012 at 9:24am / United States (California) / Intimacy
by AllegroRubato / 12/04/2012 at 3:09pm / Chile (Region Metropolitana) / Intimacy
by me. / 12/01/2012 at 9:54am / United States / Intimacy
by julia / 11/30/2012 at 8:02pm / United States (Illinois) / Intimacy
Today my boyfriend and my best friend had a very lengthy, detailed conversation about Lord of the Rings and the Hobbit, of which I know nothing about. Once they stopped, I looked at him and smiled, and he responded with, "Why can't you be more like her?" FML
by JStein / 11/28/2012 at 11:33pm / United States (Illinois) / Love
by I'm stupid / 11/25/2012 at 10:08am / United States (Illinois) / Health
by Anonymous / 11/24/2012 at 9:35pm / Canada (Alberta) / Health
by Anonymous / 11/24/2012 at 8:59am / United States / Kids
by ladylol / 11/24/2012 at 8:54am / United Kingdom (Northamptonshire) / Intimacy
by wow babe / 11/19/2012 at 12:46pm / United States (Maryland) / Intimacy
- Today, my hormones are so screwed, I popped a boner at the sight of two grasshoppers mating and had… Today, my best friend, with whom I have been in love for years, kissed me, hugged me, held my hand,… Today, my wife uttered the soul-crushing words, "But we're married now, why would we have sex?" FML