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andydawg8891
  • Town/Country : State College, United States of America
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Saturday 23 April 1988 (25 years)
  • Number of visits : 27226
  • Number of comments : 87
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About andydawg8891 : I'm just a small town girl, living in a lonely world, but I took the midnight train going anywhere.

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Today, my mother called me downstairs to give me what I assumed was going to be "The Talk" (About four years too late). So she sits me down, holds my hands, and with the gentlest, most motherly expression on her face tells me, "Honey, if you ever come home pregnant, I'll kill you and the baby." FML

Today, my mom and I went to Winn-Dixie. I told her I was going to a different isle 5 minutes later I hear my name on the intercom to go to the front of the store. As I go I see my mom crying, she comes and hugs me and tells me she thought I was lost. Im 22, I had my cell phone, and I drove there. FML

#992222
248 comments

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On 04/15/2009 at 2:38pm - misc - by SwimSquid (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, my step-mother threw a surprise party on my acceptance to college. People kept telling me how delightfully shocked and happy they are for me. "UPenn" was written everywhere, when I really got into Penn State. Everyone thinks I'm going to an Ivy League. FML

#881637
198 comments

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On 04/09/2009 at 2:18am - misc - by LindsayK (woman) - United States (California)

Today, the kids I teach informed me that I had spelled my name incorrectly on the board. I looked at it and assured them that I had spelled it correctly. I'm 22 and a graduate student, they're six and mentally challenged. Guess who was right? FML

#260093
108 comments

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On 03/10/2009 at 11:46am - work - by Noname (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, it was my final meeting with my psychologist who was helping me with my bipolar disorder. I just found out that he committed suicide. FML

#225762
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (110140) - you deserved it (4900)

On 03/06/2009 at 12:11pm - health - by drakx88 (man) - United States (California)

Today, my wife told me that she wanted a divorce. It is also my 39th birthday today. For my birthday present, she gave me a subscription to match.com. FML

#203455
82 comments

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On 03/04/2009 at 12:15am - love - by you would (man) - United States (California)

Today, I told my dad I was leaving to get some beauty sleep. He looked at me laughing and said "See you in a decade." FML

#52270
36 comments

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On 02/16/2009 at 10:05am - misc - by mags (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I was going down on a girl. When I looked up she was texting. FML

#29912
152 comments

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On 02/12/2009 at 2:45am - misc - by alhummel21 (man) - United States (California)

Today, this guy took me to Denny's on a first date and used a 2 for 1 coupon. It was expired. I paid. FML

#17181
45 comments

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On 02/09/2009 at 10:31am - misc - by Nator (woman) - United States (District of Columbia)

Today, I'm sick. I got the flu shot for the first time ever this year and for the first time in my life, I have the flu. FML

#2279
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On 01/23/2009 at 3:24am - health - by cyantist - United States (Massachusetts)



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