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  • Town/Country : Not specified
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  • Birth Date : Saturday 23 April 1988 (27 years)
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  • Number of visits : 28226
  • Number of comments : 87
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About andydawg8891 : I'm just a small town girl, living in a lonely world, but I took the midnight train going anywhere.

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Today, my mom and I went to Winn-Dixie. I told her I was going to a different isle 5 minutes later I hear my name on the intercom to go to the front of the store. As I go I see my mom crying, she comes and hugs me and tells me she thought I was lost. Im 22, I had my cell phone, and I drove there. FML

#992222
251 comments

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On 04/15/2009 at 2:38pm - misc - by SwimSquid (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, my step-mother threw a surprise party on my acceptance to college. People kept telling me how delightfully shocked and happy they are for me. "UPenn" was written everywhere, when I really got into Penn State. Everyone thinks I'm going to an Ivy League. FML

#881637
200 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53795) - you deserved it (4828)

On 04/09/2009 at 2:18am - misc - by LindsayK (woman) - United States (California)

Today, the kids I teach informed me that I had spelled my name incorrectly on the board. I looked at it and assured them that I had spelled it correctly. I'm 22 and a graduate student, they're six and mentally challenged. Guess who was right? FML

#260093
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16626) - you deserved it (63415)

On 03/10/2009 at 11:46am - work - by Noname (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, it was my final meeting with my psychologist who was helping me with my bipolar disorder. I just found out that he committed suicide. FML

#225762
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (122153) - you deserved it (5808)

On 03/06/2009 at 12:11pm - health - by drakx88 (man) - United States (California)

Today, my wife told me that she wanted a divorce. It is also my 39th birthday today. For my birthday present, she gave me a subscription to match.com. FML

#203455
82 comments

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On 03/04/2009 at 12:15am - love - by you would (man) - United States (California)

Today, I told my dad I was leaving to get some beauty sleep. He looked at me laughing and said "See you in a decade." FML

#52270
37 comments

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On 02/16/2009 at 10:05am - misc - by mags (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I was going down on a girl. When I looked up she was texting. FML

#29912
156 comments

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On 02/12/2009 at 2:45am - misc - by alhummel21 (man) - United States (California)

Today, this guy took me to Denny's on a first date and used a 2 for 1 coupon. It was expired. I paid. FML

#17181
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40410) - you deserved it (4491)

On 02/09/2009 at 10:31am - misc - by Nator (woman) - United States (District of Columbia)

Today, I'm sick. I got the flu shot for the first time ever this year and for the first time in my life, I have the flu. FML

#2279
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20233) - you deserved it (4530)

On 01/23/2009 at 3:24am - health - by cyantist - United States (Massachusetts)



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