I'm just a small town girl, living in a lonely world, but I took the midnight train going anywhere.
Today, I was waiting at an intersection. Across from me, a car was approaching and a bunny ran out. Trying to save it, I flashed my lights and beeped at the car crazily, when the bunny turned around. The lights turned, and as I drove forward the bunny came back out and I hit it. FML
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On 11/17/2009 at 8:08pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, I woke up at 6:00 am to the sound of somebody laying on their horn outside my apartment. I ran outside to yell at them only to find out it was my car. The horn was shortcircuting. All my neighbors stood on their porch laughing as I repeatedly punched my steering wheel to make it stop. FML
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On 11/11/2009 at 12:55am - misc - by carsuck (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, I found out that I was conceived during a conjugal visit. FML
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On 10/31/2009 at 8:04pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, my mother sent my birthday present to me four days late. It was a handy keychain blood alcohol detector so I can make sure I'm sober before I drive. FML
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On 10/30/2009 at 10:23am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oklahoma)
Today, in class, everyone read my Creative Writing submission. It was a touching story about the unconditional love that exists between dog and his owner. Everybody unanimously agreed that it was probably about bestiality. FML
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On 10/29/2009 at 1:17am - misc - by Quirk (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I got a free temporary tattoo of a scorpion in a packet of potato chips and decided to wear it on my wrist. Whilst I was in the shower, I got a shock, thinking it was a spider. I then lost balance and slipped, banging my head on the faucet. FML
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On 10/29/2009 at 1:15am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, I learned that if you make fun of a man for walking with a cane, you'd better be ready for him to hit you with it. FML
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On 10/20/2009 at 12:05pm - misc - by stick (man) - United States (Florida)
Today, I went out to start my car to go to work. When it wouldn't start, I popped the hood to see what was wrong. Some kind individual took advantage of the fact that my window doesn't roll up, and stole my battery. FML
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On 10/16/2009 at 12:47am - misc - by rugernut13 (man) - United States (Virginia)
Today, I was playing FarmTown and got into a fight with a 14 year old boy. I threatened him with physical violence, and he reported me. I'm 23 years old and got banned from a virtual farming game for threatening children. FML
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On 10/15/2009 at 1:04pm - kids - by hatelittleboys (woman) - United States (Colorado)
Today, I realized that my virus protection program now has a virus. FML
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On 10/15/2009 at 2:19am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)
Today, the 86 year old guy next door told me I needed three things in life to succeed: a cook book, a boyfriend, and a boob job. FML
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On 10/12/2009 at 4:57pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Hampshire)
Today, my mom found a new favorite game. I recently broke up with my boyfriend of a year and still have not been able to find a job (months after graduating college). Due to this stress I cry easily, her game? Seeing how many times a day she can make me boo-hoo. FML
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On 09/09/2009 at 6:53pm - misc - by sadchick (woman) - United States (Alabama)
Today, I was sitting with my boyfriend watching the Super Nanny. He watches the show regularly and said he has learned some of her techniques. Apparently, he uses them on me when I'm acting irrational. FML
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On 09/08/2009 at 10:04am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)
Today, I was turned down from my dream job at a graphic design firm. Before the interview, concerned about my hobo style would not impress the company, I shaved, cut my long hair, and even bought a suit. They said I wasn't "free-spirited and creative enough." FML
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On 09/02/2009 at 11:12am - work - by hoboman (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, I ran over a cat while driving home. I tried to keep myself together but couldn't help but cry because of how bad I felt. Through my tears I failed to notice a porcupine in the middle of the road. Yep, I hit him too. FML
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On 08/18/2009 at 1:02am - misc - by anugla (woman) - United States (New York)
