About andydawg8891 : I'm just a small town girl, living in a lonely world, but I took the midnight train going anywhere.
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, I found some pictures of the boy I have a crush on online. Not only is he a crossdresser, but he's also a better looking woman than I am. FML
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On 01/15/2010 at 3:02am - love - by Rin (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I went on a blind date. We were walking in the park and I noticed a funny smell. I looked down and realized I stepped in dog crap. I tried to nonchalantly rub it off on the grass, but instead hit a patch of wet grass and slipped onto my butt, right into a pile of goose poop. FML
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On 01/13/2010 at 3:07am - love - by Juanna (woman) - United States (Washington)
Today, my husband is completely convinced that his taking a massive dump after being constipated is exactly like the time I gave birth to our twins. FML
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On 01/08/2010 at 11:32am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, my mom and I had to shovel our driveway after an epic snowstorm that left us with 22 inches of snow. We only needed to dig out my mom's car and not mine. After we did all that work and shoveled all the snow onto the side where my car was we found out my mom had a flat tire. FML
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On 12/21/2009 at 8:48pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Virginia)
Today, I went to the ice cream shop after dinner. I am deathly allergic to nuts so I picked the vanilla. I take one bite and feel something crunchy, and see what I thought was an almond in the cup. I spit out the icecream in a panic. Good news? It wasn't an almond. Bad news? It was a cockroach. FML
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On 12/08/2009 at 3:18pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)
Today, I realized that our generation will be remembered as the kids who liked sparkly vampires. FML
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On 11/24/2009 at 7:08pm - misc - by buhknee - United States (North Carolina)
Today, I went on a blind date. It was going well until I brought up my views on politics. He then told me to shut up because women were incapable of intelligent thought. Then he asked if I wanted to go back to his place and have sex. FML
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On 11/23/2009 at 12:12am - intimacy - by OnlyIfYouLoveMe (woman) - United States
Today, I was waiting at an intersection. Across from me, a car was approaching and a bunny ran out. Trying to save it, I flashed my lights and beeped at the car crazily, when the bunny turned around. The lights turned, and as I drove forward the bunny came back out and I hit it. FML
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On 11/17/2009 at 8:08pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, I woke up at 6:00 am to the sound of somebody laying on their horn outside my apartment. I ran outside to yell at them only to find out it was my car. The horn was shortcircuting. All my neighbors stood on their porch laughing as I repeatedly punched my steering wheel to make it stop. FML
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On 11/11/2009 at 12:55am - misc - by carsuck (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, I found out that I was conceived during a conjugal visit. FML
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On 10/31/2009 at 8:04pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, my mother sent my birthday present to me four days late. It was a handy keychain blood alcohol detector so I can make sure I'm sober before I drive. FML
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On 10/30/2009 at 10:23am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oklahoma)
Today, in class, everyone read my Creative Writing submission. It was a touching story about the unconditional love that exists between dog and his owner. Everybody unanimously agreed that it was probably about bestiality. FML
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On 10/29/2009 at 1:17am - animals - by Quirk (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I got a free temporary tattoo of a scorpion in a packet of potato chips and decided to wear it on my wrist. Whilst I was in the shower, I got a shock, thinking it was a spider. I then lost balance and slipped, banging my head on the faucet. FML
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On 10/29/2009 at 1:15am - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, I learned that if you make fun of a man for walking with a cane, you'd better be ready for him to hit you with it. FML
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On 10/20/2009 at 12:05pm - misc - by stick (man) - United States (Florida)
Today, I went out to start my car to go to work. When it wouldn't start, I popped the hood to see what was wrong. Some kind individual took advantage of the fact that my window doesn't roll up, and stole my battery. FML
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On 10/16/2009 at 12:47am - misc - by rugernut13 (man) - United States (Virginia)
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