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andruha1123
  • Town/Country : Chitown, Usa
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 31 October 1990 (22 years)
  • Number of visits : 11979
  • Number of comments : 582
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About andruha1123 : Go back to the kitchen and make me a sammich, woman!

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Today, my Dad told me that I was named after the dog he accidentally shot in the head as a teenager. FML

#9081770
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I agree, your life sucks (21781) - you deserved it (1406)

On 03/14/2010 at 7:23pm - animals - by OhhhNooo (man) - United States (California)

Today, I went to a party, and the girl I really like started telling me how much she likes me and how she thought we would be good together. I was so drunk I threw up on her. FML

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On 03/14/2010 at 10:56am - love - by allennn - Sent from mobile version

Today, I found out my boyfriend thinks I'm too high maintenance because I have a chronic illness which requires frequent hospitalization. FML

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138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23688) - you deserved it (2506)

On 03/13/2010 at 10:17pm - health - by bobby - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I followed an acne treatment. It was only after I'd finished the treatment that I read the bottom line, stating "Do not scrub your face". I only had one pimple to start with, now it looks like I sandpapered my face. FML

#9057957
68 comments

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On 03/13/2010 at 9:30pm - health - by Painfulfaceforme - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I spent 2 hours doing my hair, doing my make-up, and picking out an outfit to meet some men. On chatroulette. FML

#9056198
153 comments

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On 03/13/2010 at 8:17pm - misc - by leapple (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, finally accepting the fact that the love of my life has moved on, I took myself to a movie, alone, on a Saturday night. After buying the last ticket to a sold out movie and trying to find the only open seat in the dark, I sit down... right next to my ex-best friend AND my ex-fiancé. FML

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On 03/13/2010 at 7:27pm - love - by hurt (woman) - United States (Michigan)



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