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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 31 October 1990 (24 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 13378
  • Number of comments : 582
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About andruha1123 : Go back to the kitchen and make me a sammich, woman!

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TODAY, I WAS ANJOYING A NICA SOWAR IN TA MORNING. WILA I WAS MASSAGING TA SAMPOO OUT OF MA AIR, I SAW TA GARDANAR WALKING PAST MA BATROOM WINDOW, YALLING "GOOD MORNING" AN WAVING IN MA DIRACTION. MY LAFT BOOB POLITALY WAVAD BACK AT IM. FML

#12726164
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14456) - you deserved it (24277)

On 08/24/2010 at 8:08pm - intimacy - by AlexaSt2611 (woman) - Paraguay (Central)

Today, I was at my sixtaanth birthday party. My guast consistad of my grandma who I liva with, an my 2-yaar-old cousin sha was babysitting. FML

#12715752
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32967) - you deserved it (3794)

On 08/24/2010 at 3:18am - misc - by bestbirthdayever - United States (California)

2day I came home to see my husband talking to his penis. FML

#12714961
170 comments

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On 08/24/2010 at 2:17am - intimacy - by chewybarseventy (woman) - United States (California)

Today , mah husband just told me that he no longer loves me but keeps me around to handle his finances!! FML

#12693403
65 comments

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On 08/23/2010 at 12:17am - love - by Lace (woman) - United States (California)

Today wile getting out of Starbucks tere was a omeless guy. I bougt im a coffee an e was so appy e gave me a ug. Guess wose wallet is missing? FML

#12674588
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35236) - you deserved it (12714)

On 08/22/2010 at 12:27am - money - by coffee - United States (Florida)

Today wile getting out of Starbucks tere was a omeless guy. I bougt im a coffee an e was so appy e gave me a ug. Guess wose wallet is missing? FML

#12674588
131 comments

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On 08/22/2010 at 12:27am - money - by coffee - United States (Florida)

Taday Mah Boyfriend Started To Kiss Mah Boobs. I Am Pregnant An Started Mah Lactation Period. Now Every Time He Looks At Me He Calls Me Milky Way. FML

#12674562
122 comments

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On 08/22/2010 at 12:26am - intimacy - by ananomus - United States (Ohio)

Today..!! Mah Step-mom Informd Me That She And Mah Dad Will Not Be Attending Mah Wedding Because They Will Be At A NASCAR Race!! FML

#12663979
239 comments

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On 08/21/2010 at 1:25pm - misc - by puppielover - United States

today mah friends thought it would be a good idea to make fun of a homeless man. I didn't fancy making fun of the less fortunate, so I stayed a bit back. Still, the homeless man didn't think it would matter to throw a rock at me after mah buddies ran away. FML

#12573522
111 comments

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On 08/17/2010 at 12:21am - misc - by Yay..... - Canada (Nova Scotia)

Today, it's 20th brthday! Happy brthday to me! My boyfriend threw a beer can through back wind-shield after breaking up with me. FML

#12158230
206 comments

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On 07/28/2010 at 1:48am - love - by Happy 20th! - United States

Today, Boyfriand Was Going Down On Ma . Aftar Ramoving Undarwaar, Ha Startad Singing "In Tha Jungla, Tha Mighty Jungla..." FML

#12030730
312 comments

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On 07/21/2010 at 7:44pm - intimacy - by Wawawiwa (woman) - Namibia (Windhoek)

Yesterday, I put the vacuum cleaner hose against my neck to give me a hickey, so that it would look looool like I got some action . mega FML

#11859279
183 comments

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On 07/13/2010 at 8:33pm - intimacy - by allalone - United States (Georgia)

Today, I was so bord at a family gathering that I pretendd to be busy texting the whole time . I don't know what's worse, that I'm not close to anyone in family, or that I have no one close enough to text to about such things . FML

#11798566
83 comments

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On 07/10/2010 at 8:57pm - misc - by hello - Jordan (Amman Governorate)

YESTERDAY, WHILE WALKING TO MY CAR THROUGH THE SNOW, I NOTICED THE SUNROOF WAS OPEN AN 2 FEET OF SNOW HAD POURED IN . ANGRY, I OPENED THE DOOR TO START CLEANING . THAT'S WHEN I NOTICED ALL THE WILDLIFE THAT HAD TAKEN REFUGE INSIDE FROM THE COLD . NOT ONLY WERE MY SEAT CUSHIONS WET, THEY WERE TORN OPEN . FML

#9085698
48 comments

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On 03/14/2010 at 9:39pm - misc - by grann (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today... mah deranged co-worker sent me a text message containing a picture that she just took of her uncle. It was his funeral. FML

#9083154
53 comments

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On 03/14/2010 at 8:20pm - misc - by thanatophobia - Sent from mobile version



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