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andruha1123
  • Town/Country : Chitown, Usa
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 31 October 1990 (23 years)
  • Number of visits : 12579
  • Number of comments : 582
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About andruha1123 : Go back to the kitchen and make me a sammich, woman!

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Today, I was enjoying a nice shower in the morning. While I was massaging the shampoo out of my hair, I saw the gardener walking past my bathroom window, yelling "Good morning" and waving in my direction. My left boob politely waved back at him. FML

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113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12729) - you deserved it (22989)

On 08/24/2010 at 8:08pm - intimacy - by AlexaSt2611 (woman) - Paraguay (Central)

Today, I was at my sixteenth birthday party. My guests consisted of my grandma who I live with, and my 2-year-old cousin she was babysitting. FML

#12715752
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30333) - you deserved it (3572)

On 08/24/2010 at 3:18am - misc - by bestbirthdayever - United States (California)

Today, I came home to see my husband talking to his penis. FML

#12714961
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27927) - you deserved it (9893)

On 08/24/2010 at 2:17am - intimacy - by chewybarseventy (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my husband just told me that he no longer loves me but keeps me around to handle his finances. FML

#12693403
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33780) - you deserved it (3181)

On 08/23/2010 at 12:17am - love - by Lace (woman) - United States (California)

Today, while getting out of Starbucks there was a homeless guy. I bought him a coffee and he was so happy he gave me a hug. Guess whose wallet is missing? FML

#12674588
132 comments

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On 08/22/2010 at 12:27am - money - by coffee - United States (Florida)

Today, while getting out of Starbucks there was a homeless guy. I bought him a coffee and he was so happy he gave me a hug. Guess whose wallet is missing? FML

#12674588
132 comments

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On 08/22/2010 at 12:27am - money - by coffee - United States (Florida)

Today, my boyfriend started to kiss my boobs. I am pregnant and started my lactation period. Now every time he looks at me he calls me milky way. FML

#12674562
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24595) - you deserved it (4055)

On 08/22/2010 at 12:26am - intimacy - by ananomus - United States (Ohio)

Today, my step-mom informed me that she and my dad will not be attending my wedding because they will be at a NASCAR race. FML

#12663979
236 comments

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On 08/21/2010 at 1:25pm - misc - by puppielover - United States

Today, my friends thought it would be a good idea to make fun of a homeless man. I didn't fancy making fun of the less fortunate, so I stayed a bit back. Still, the homeless man didn't think it would matter to throw a rock at me after my buddies ran away. FML

#12573522
109 comments

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On 08/17/2010 at 12:21am - misc - by Yay..... - Canada (Nova Scotia)

Today, it's my 20th birthday! Happy birthday to me! My boyfriend threw a beer can through my back wind-shield after breaking up with me. FML

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206 comments

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On 07/28/2010 at 1:48am - love - by Happy 20th! - United States

Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. After removing my underwear, he started singing "In the jungle, the mighty jungle..." FML

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308 comments

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On 07/21/2010 at 7:44pm - intimacy - by Wawawiwa (woman) - Namibia (Windhoek)

Today, I put the vacuum cleaner hose against my neck to give me a hickey, so that it would look like I got some action. FML

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183 comments

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On 07/13/2010 at 8:33pm - intimacy - by allalone - United States (Georgia)

Today, I was so bored at a family gathering that I pretended to be busy texting the whole time. I don't know what's worse, that I'm not close to anyone in my family, or that I have no one close enough to text to about such things. FML

#11798566
82 comments

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On 07/10/2010 at 8:57pm - misc - by hello - Jordan (Amman Governorate)

Today, while walking to my car through the snow, I noticed the sunroof was open and 2 feet of snow had poured in. Angry, I opened the door to start cleaning. That's when I noticed all the wildlife that had taken refuge inside from the cold. Not only were my seat cushions wet, they were torn open. FML

#9085698
48 comments

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On 03/14/2010 at 9:39pm - misc - by grann (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today, my deranged co-worker sent me a text message containing a picture that she just took of her uncle. It was his funeral. FML

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53 comments

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On 03/14/2010 at 8:20pm - misc - by thanatophobia - Sent from mobile version



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