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Today, I heard two of my students having a conversation. One asked what state Arizona was in, and the other replied Canada. I teach sixth grade social studies and they weren't joking. FML
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On 08/31/2010 at 10:50am - kids - by teacher (woman) - United States (Virginia)
Today, while getting on the subway, I tripped over the gap between the train and the platform. My flip-flop caught on the edge, and fell into the gap. I had to walk home with one flip-flop. FML
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On 08/31/2010 at 2:14am - misc - by grossfoot (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, I talked to my boyfriend's dad for the first time. One of the first things that he said to me was, "So, I hear you're a screamer." FML
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On 08/31/2010 at 1:21am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)
Today, I was at a tennis match and it was really hot. I took off my shirt to cool down. A member of the staff then tapped me on the shoulder and told me that my "bare breasts might offend someone." I'm a man. FML
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On 08/31/2010 at 1:15am - misc - by bennyp77 (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, I was at a tennis match and it was really hot. I took off my shirt to cool down. A member of the staff then tapped me on the shoulder and told me that my "bare breasts might offend someone." I'm a man. FML
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On 08/31/2010 at 1:15am - misc - by bennyp77 (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, I went with my family to go see a notoriously creepy abandoned house. We noticed the people had left a lot of stuff behind so we loaded up the car with books, records, etc. As we were leaving, we saw the family who lived there drive up. I robbed a house with my grandma. FML
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On 08/30/2010 at 8:04pm - misc - by tikizombie (man) - Canada (Alberta)
Today, my external hard drive broke. My husband tried to fix it, and the computer told him he needed to format it. Apparently he didn't know what formatting does, so he did it. I'm a wedding photographer and had a full summer of unfinished wedding photography on there. FML
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On 08/30/2010 at 2:42pm - work - by photogirl (woman) - United States (Michigan)
Today, my boyfriend told everyone I queef during sex. Even his parents are calling me "Cooter Pooter." FML
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On 08/30/2010 at 2:02am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, I discovered that my boyfriend has been asked by multiple people "why he is going out with such an ugly girl." FML
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On 08/30/2010 at 1:35am - love - by hjufidskndf - United States
Today, I found out that my entire school differentiates me from another girl in my grade with the same name by saying "No, she's the lesbian one." I'm straight. FML
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On 08/28/2010 at 7:40pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, I was taking care of a friend's hamster. Thinking the hamster wanted to make a bed, I put some cotton balls in his cage so he would be comfy. He promptly ate them and died. FML
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On 08/28/2010 at 12:56am - animals - by Kelli (woman) - United States (California)
Today, my girlfriend, who recently started French classes, and I were having sex. Knowing how whispering in my ear turns me on, she whispered something in French, and I came. Later I found out it meant something like, "You should lose a lot of weight." FML
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On 08/27/2010 at 8:18pm - intimacy - by gleefan116 (woman) - United States (Illinois)
Today, I found out that the only reason my boyfriend wants to move in with me is so he has better internet connection and won't get kicked off of Xbox live while playing MW2. FML
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On 08/26/2010 at 12:08am - love - by devigsgirl (woman) - United States (Iowa)
Today, while grabbing a husk of corn out of the boiling hot pot, I splashed hot water on my neck, dropped the corn on my injured toe, and cut myself on the counters, all while my family laughed at my pain. FML
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On 08/25/2010 at 12:14am - misc - by klutz (woman) - Canada (New Brunswick)
Today, I swerved off the road and hit a tree in order to avoid hitting a dog that came out of nowhere. Don't worry, I didn't hit him. The person behind me did, though. FML
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On 08/24/2010 at 8:48pm - animals - by vstan (woman) - United States (Texas)
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