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Today, my uncle had a flashback to Vietnam. I'm now missing a tooth and have a cracked rib. FML
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On 01/25/2011 at 2:28am - misc - by Randall (man) - United States (California)
Today, while at the urinal doing my business, my trousers fell all the way to the ground. As I bent down to pull them back up, my boss walked in the bathroom and thought I was mooning him. FML
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On 01/24/2011 at 9:33pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Colorado)
Today, one week after my girlfriend berated me for not being invested enough in our relationship, I proposed to her. Her answer? "I meant give me an orgasm, not a ring!" FML
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On 01/24/2011 at 4:00pm - intimacy - by Limalia (man) - Switzerland (Zurich)
Today, I noticed that the walls of my apartment are ridiculously thin, when I heard my neighbor slowly walk up the stairs, slam the bathroom door, lift the toilet cover, take a pee and end with a nice "AAHH." FML
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On 09/13/2010 at 2:49am - misc - by edwinduarte1 - Sent from mobile version
Today, I got the car of my dreams. My daughter also learned how to write her name. Now I have "LAUREN" across the side of my car. FML
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On 09/13/2010 at 1:41am - kids - by llozano715 - Sent from mobile version
Today, I told my 3 year old daughter to behave or I'd spank her. She looked right at me and said "Bring it." FML
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On 09/12/2010 at 9:38pm - kids - by Username - Sent from mobile version
Today, I had to play Paper, Rock or Scissors and beat my boyfriend in order to get him to take a shower. FML
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On 09/06/2010 at 10:26pm - love - by Today - United States
Today, my boyfriend got scared of a fly, freaked out, and accidentally punched me in the face. FML
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On 09/06/2010 at 12:25am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (North Dakota)
Today, I discovered that my husband is a tad paranoid after finding out that our cat has worms. He and I were in the middle of sharing a romantic shower following something of a dry spell when he bent over, spread his cheeks apart and asked, in earnest, "is there a worm sticking out of my ass?" FML
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On 09/06/2010 at 12:20am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)
Today, I took some friends out to the woods to show them a natural spring. I explained to them that the water bubbles up from under ground, and that it's clean and tasty. I bent down and drank a few hefty handfuls only to look up and see a dead raccoon floating near me. FML
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On 09/05/2010 at 1:22am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Oklahoma)
Today, I took some friends out to the woods to show them a natural spring. I explained to them that the water bubbles up from under ground, and that it's clean and tasty. I bent down and drank a few hefty handfuls only to look up and see a dead raccoon floating near me. FML
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On 09/05/2010 at 1:22am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Oklahoma)
Today, while I was working at child care, I told a two year old not to hit. He threw a bucket at me that bounced off my forehead. FML
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On 09/05/2010 at 12:44am - kids - by kaytay2469 (woman) - United States (Florida)
Today, after doing it with my girlfriend, she told me that she was "faking the whole time, and thinking of talking cupcakes." FML
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On 09/05/2010 at 12:40am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)
Today, I found out what "supersoaked" means. I thought it meant getting shot by a water gun, which is why I laughed when my daughter's boyfriend said he "supersoaked" her. FML
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On 09/04/2010 at 12:15am - intimacy - by FMyLife5915 -
Today, I put a tampon in. The string broke. I had to go to the hospital to get it out. FML
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On 09/03/2010 at 11:47pm - health - by lalalasmiles06 -
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