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andruha1123
  • Town/Country : Chitown, Usa
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 30 October 1990 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 11143
  • Number of comments : 582
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About andruha1123 : Go back to the kitchen and make me a sammich, woman!

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Today, at work I was talking to a co-worker about what a slacker my manager was, and how all she did was stand around and talk. She was standing behind me the whole time. I now have sore nuts due to a direct hit from a broom handle. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (6807) - you deserved it (19090)

On 07/31/2011 at 8:07pm - work - by MikeMorin18 - United States

Today, I learned how unhappy my husband is in our marriage. Apparently he also can't find a good woman. We didn't have a heart-to-heart, I read his woes in a blog. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21961) - you deserved it (2204)

On 06/07/2011 at 5:28am - love - by S. Tucker - United States

Today, we had a tornado warning and I told my parents I loved them, just in case. My dad just said "see you in Kansas". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18256) - you deserved it (5691)

On 04/10/2011 at 11:26pm - misc - by anonymous -

Today, I told a cashier I always bullshit with that I was getting a new tattoo. She shook her head and said, "Honey, don't get a tattoo. You'll look like a whore." I already have five. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (522) - you deserved it (21859)

On 03/07/2011 at 8:03pm - intimacy - by tatfreak (woman) - United States (Arkansas)

Today, my dad got drunk and asked if I had inherited his "abnormally tiny penis." FML

#15209845 (150)

I agree, your life sucks (29383) - you deserved it (2476)

On 03/05/2011 at 8:42pm - health - by nick (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my friend and I taught a very involved healthy nutrition program to underprivileged youths at a local center. We even made them a healthy snack at the end of the program. Within minutes of the program being over, we catch some of our fellow volunteers feeding the kids Oreos. FML

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On 03/03/2011 at 1:58am - work - by Pickle (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was on the bus, it hit a bump on the road and made me hit a elderly man. The bus driver thought I did it on purpose and made me get off. FML

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On 02/28/2011 at 1:00am - misc - by Parade (man) - United States (New York)

Today, my shoulder was pulled out of its socket when I was helping a customer load a desk into his vehicle and he decided to answer his cell phone. FML

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On 02/28/2011 at 12:43am - work - by jack -

Today, I started lessons on snowboarding. As soon as I got to the top of the hill, my instructor pushed me saying, "Just believe, it'll come to you!" He said this just before I hit a tree, breaking my nose. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21287) - you deserved it (2102)

On 02/27/2011 at 12:07am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was eating Campbell's vegetable soup. Halfway through, I started to read the ingredients and found beef broth. I have been a vegetarian for seven years. FML

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On 02/26/2011 at 7:59pm - misc - by NoMeatFail (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I went to my "not so technologically advanced" grandma's house to help her out with her computer. It appears she has very interesting conversations with the man who lives in the apartment above her. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21218) - you deserved it (2512)

On 02/21/2011 at 2:46am - intimacy - by Josie (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I underwent several cardiac tests involving heart monitoring nodes placed all over my chest. The lab techs didn't pre-shave the areas and yanked out big clumps of chest hair as they removed the 10 nodes. They laughed, and said it could take up to a year for the hair to grow back. FML

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On 02/16/2011 at 1:53pm - health - by Magilla - United States (Indiana)

Today, while I was waiting at a bus stop, a man stopped at the red light and smiled at me. I smiled back. He blew me a kiss and drove away, just as I realized he was masturbating behind the wheel. FML

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On 01/31/2011 at 4:34am - intimacy - by mentallyscarred - United States (California)

Today, I finally felt well enough to take an actual shower after having surgery on my back. It took five minutes to stand up, ten minutes to get to the shower, and another ten minutes to get in. The pilot light went out in less than five minutes. FML

#14732721 (68)

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On 01/27/2011 at 3:24pm - misc - by brrrr that's cold! - United States (Colorado)

Today, my uncle had a flashback to Vietnam. I'm now missing a tooth and have a cracked rib. FML

#14706011 (146)

I agree, your life sucks (27852) - you deserved it (2173)

On 01/25/2011 at 2:28am - misc - by Randall (man) - United States (California)