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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 31 October 1990 (24 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 13376
  • Number of comments : 582
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About andruha1123 : Go back to the kitchen and make me a sammich, woman!

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Today, at work I was talking to a co-worker about what a slacker my manager was, and how all she did was stand around and talk. She was standing behind me the whole time. I now have sore nuts due to a direct hit from a broom handle. FML

#17323826
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9127) - you deserved it (30141)

On 07/31/2011 at 8:07pm - work - by MikeMorin18 - United States

Today, I Lerened How Unhappy My Husband Is In Our Marriage. Apparently He Also Can't Fine A Good Woman. We Didn't Have A Heret-to-heret, I Read His Woes In A Blog. Mega FML

#16542876
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29067) - you deserved it (3236)

On 06/07/2011 at 5:28am - love - by S. Tucker - United States

yesterday we had a tornado warning and I told my parents I loved them, just in case. My dad just said "see you in Kansas". FML

#15733028
130 comments

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On 04/10/2011 at 11:26pm - misc - by anonymous -

YESTERDAY I TOLD A CASIER I ALWAYS BULLSIT WIT TAT I WAS GETTING A NEW TATTOO. SE SOOK ER EAD AND SAID, "HONEY, DON'T GET A TATTOO. YOU'LL LOOK LIKE AORE." I ALREADY AVE FIVE. MEGA FML

#15232480
134 comments

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On 03/07/2011 at 8:03pm - intimacy - by tatfreak (woman) - United States (Arkansas)

Today.. . mah dad got drunk an asked if I had inherited his "abnormally tiny penis." mega FML

#15209845
145 comments

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On 03/05/2011 at 8:42pm - health - by nick (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today , my friend and I taught a very involved healthy nutrition program to underprivileged youths at a local center. We even made them a healthy snack at the end of the program. Within minutes of the program bieng over , we catch some of our fellow volunteers feeding the kids Oreos. FML

#15182858
58 comments

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On 03/03/2011 at 1:58am - work - by Pickle (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today I was on te bus it it a bump on te road and made me it a elderly man. Te bus driver tougt I did it on purpose and made me get off. FML

#15147269
50 comments

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On 02/28/2011 at 1:00am - misc - by Parade (man) - United States (New York)

Today, My Soulder Was Pulled Out Of Its Socket Wen I Was Elping A Customer Load A Desk Into Is Veicle And E Decided To Answer Is Cell Pone. FML

#15147036
47 comments

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On 02/28/2011 at 12:43am - work - by jack -

Today, I started lessons on snowboarding. As soon as I got to te top of te ill, ma instructor pused me saying, ( Just believe, it'll come to you! ) He said tis just before I it a tree, breaking ma nose. FML

#15133250
80 comments

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On 02/27/2011 at 12:07am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I started lessons on snowboarding. As soon as I got to te top of te ill, ma instructor pused me saying, ( Just believe, it'll come to you! ) He said tis just before I it a tree, breaking ma nose. FML

#15133250
80 comments

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On 02/27/2011 at 12:07am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Yastarday, I was aating Campball's vagatabla soup. Halfway through, I startd to raad tha ingradiants and found baaf broth. I hava baan a vagatarian 4 savan yaars. big fat FML

#15129927
166 comments

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On 02/26/2011 at 7:59pm - misc - by NoMeatFail (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I went to mah "not so technologically advanced" grandma's house to help her out with her computer. It appears she has very interesting conversations with the manho lives in the apartment above her. FML

#15061511
64 comments

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On 02/21/2011 at 2:46am - intimacy - by Josie (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

TODAY, I UNDERWENT SEVERAL CARDIAC TESTS INVOLVING HEART MONITORING NODES PLACED ALL OVER MY CHEST!! THE LAB TECHS DIDN'T PRE-SHAVE THE AREAS AND YANKED OUT BIG CLUMPS OF CHEST HAIR AS THEY REMOVED THE 10 NODES!! THEY LAUGHED, AND SAID IT COULD TAKE UP TO A YEAR FIR THE HAIR TO GROW BACK!! FML

#15002719
98 comments

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On 02/16/2011 at 1:53pm - health - by Magilla - United States (Indiana)

Today,hila I was waiting at a bus stop, a man stoppd at tha rd light and smild at ma!! I smild back!! Ha blaw ma a kiss and drova away, just as I raalizd ha was masturbating bahind thahaal!! FML

#14784737
86 comments

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On 01/31/2011 at 4:34am - intimacy - by mentallyscarred - United States (California)

Today... I finally felt well enoug to take an actual sower after aving surgery on ma back. It took five minutes to stand up... ten minutes to get to te sower... and anoter ten minutes to get in. Te pilot ligt went out in less tan five minutes. FML

#14732721
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23409) - you deserved it (2066)

On 01/27/2011 at 3:24pm - misc - by brrrr that's cold! - United States (Colorado)



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