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  • Birth Date : Thursday 13 November 1997 (17 years)
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Today, I overheard a conversation between my boyfriend and his best friend about how to shave one's nuts completely. FML

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103 comments

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On 05/27/2011 at 11:44am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Romania (Arad)

Today, my girlfriend of 1 month came over and told me she wanted to talk to me. We sat down on the couch and she told me she was pregnant and that it was mine. I reminded her that we've never slept together. FML

#16234467
169 comments

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On 05/18/2011 at 3:57am - intimacy - by Jackedup (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, the tree that my neighbors have neglected to cut down fell on my car. They claim that by law, they aren't responsible and don't have to pay for it. FML

#16003860
227 comments

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On 05/01/2011 at 12:31pm - money - by me - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I was in church. After we were done praying, I quickly sat back down, accidentally crushing my testicles in the process. I squealed loudly and all but pissed my pants, earning me plenty of weird looks from the congregation. FML

#15574334
158 comments

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On 03/31/2011 at 11:54am - misc - by Nate (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my parents fought over who gets the dog when they divorce. Nothing has been said about where my brother and I will live when they split. FML

#15379189
92 comments

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On 03/19/2011 at 5:25am - animals - by unwanted (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I came to the conclusion that you should always tell the truth. While I was busy reassuring her that the condom didn't break, she was telling me how it was okay because she was on the pill. According to the pregnancy test, we both lied. FML

#14585624
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On 01/15/2011 at 2:09am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Missouri)

Today, I accidentally walked in on my roommate while she was changing clothes. She insisted on telling her boyfriend what had happened, because, "It wouldn't feel right" if she didn't. Her boyfriend is a MMA fighter/bodybuilder and has major jealousy issues. I'm screwed. FML

#14297992
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On 12/22/2010 at 12:56pm - misc - by screwed (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I realized that before I can legally drink, I will have been married, divorced, and pregnant. FML

#14095149
237 comments

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On 12/05/2010 at 12:04pm - misc - by Username - United States

Today, I shadowed an ultrasound technician for my future career. She did an ultrasound on me to show me how to do the job. I found out I was pregnant. FML

#13863853
85 comments

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On 11/16/2010 at 10:34am - misc - by nicolette5785452 - United States (Ohio)

Today, I lost my anal virginity because my boyfriend "slipped". FML

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353 comments

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On 06/11/2010 at 12:56am - intimacy - by anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I became that small percent of people who face three different kinds of complications after their wisdom teeth are removed. FML

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138 comments

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On 03/11/2010 at 5:23pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, my dad found out I got a tattoo behind his back and is really really upset. When I got home from work my car wasn't in the driveway. When I asked my dad where it was, he replied "you'll get it back when your tattoo comes off." FML

#7638250
224 comments

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On 01/28/2010 at 8:08am - misc - by tattooooooface - United States

Today, I went to the DMV to renew my license. When I gave the woman behind the desk my name and social security number she looked confused. She then called over her manager, who did the same thing. Getting nervous, I asked what was wrong. Apparently according to the state of Illinois I'm dead. FML

#7179468
135 comments

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On 01/06/2010 at 9:55am - misc - by driver (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, at work a female co-worker was struggling with a stack of boxes in her hands. Her pantyhose was falling down and she asked me to help her. So I pulled up her pantyhose. When I looked up, she had a horrified look on her face. She was asking me to help her hold the boxes. FML

#6934352
127 comments

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On 12/25/2009 at 3:10am - work - by harrassment101 (man) - United States (California)

Today, while I was in confession, I was saying my sins and the priest called me a "pain in the ass." FML

#6508177
44 comments

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On 11/29/2009 at 2:59am - misc - by ? - United States



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