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Today, I left my bedroom window open to let in some fresh air while I slept. A skunk got in and sprayed my room. FML
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On 07/03/2011 at 4:53pm - misc - by siannacasey - United States (Oregon)
Today, I had to lie to my female roommate about what happened last night. She was drunk and spent half the night cuddling with me and trying to get me to kiss her. I've loved this girl for two years, but I promised her I wouldn't let her cheat on her boyfriend with anyone. Even me. FML
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On 06/15/2011 at 2:00pm - love - by anonymous (man) - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, I learned that "eating someone out" didn't actually involve food. FML
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On 05/29/2011 at 11:34pm - intimacy - by yummy - United States (Tennessee)
Today, while I was trying to explain to my friend how smoking weed everyday doesn't make you stupid, I forgot what I was talking about mid-sentence. FML
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On 05/07/2011 at 11:29am - misc - by BCBUDDY - United States (Florida)
Today, after an extremely hard day at work, I took a hot shower to wind down a little bit. I accidentally splashed a painful amount of hot water and shampoo in my eyes. My left contact is now stuck to my eyeball. FML
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On 05/04/2011 at 2:05pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States
Today, I ran into an old friend from college on the bus to work. Having not seen each other in over 10 years, we spent a good 15 minutes talking about our lives after college. At the end, he asked me what my name was. FML
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On 04/29/2011 at 4:25pm - misc - by Jaggu (man) - United States (Washington)
Today, I found out via a Twitter post that my girlfriend is pregnant. FML
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On 04/09/2011 at 7:40am - misc - by Tweety (man) - United States (Washington)
Today, I found a dead squirrel under my son's bed. Apparently, he has been keeping it there as a "pet" for the past week. FML
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On 03/08/2011 at 6:32am - animals - by ghoul -
Today, I was invited to a counseling group for people with emotional problems. I brought the permission slip home for my mom to sign, only for her to accuse me of being a hypochondriacal, lazy, selfish bitch. And my friends wonder why I have problems. FML
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On 02/23/2011 at 3:37pm - misc - by PissedAtLife (woman) - United States (Connecticut)
Today, my sister lost a leg. Immediately after hearing the news, my boyfriend started cracking jokes about getting her a job at IHOP. FML
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On 02/11/2011 at 1:13am - misc - by mariet (woman) - United States
Today, I was dry-walling a house when my butt started to itch. I bent over to scratch it on a piece of plywood, at which point the client's wife walked in and asked what the fuck I was doing. FML
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On 02/08/2011 at 2:58am - work - by Shane -
Today, my mom and I were escorted out of the KFC because my mom tried to mug and pick a fight with another customer. FML
I agree, your life sucks (23945) - you deserved it (3141)
On 02/05/2011 at 4:28pm - misc - by lifesux - South Africa (KwaZulu-Natal)
Today, I had a stranger scream at me that I was a whore and I was trying to steal her boyfriend. She then said my full name, stating my previous hair colour, my recent activities and that her boyfriend had been my year nine dance partner. I officially have a stalker. FML
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On 01/27/2011 at 2:17am - love - by dadum (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, my dentist pulled a pubic hair out of my braces. FML
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On 01/22/2011 at 11:04am - intimacy - by mortified (woman) - United Kingdom (Bristol)
Today, whilst having sex, my husband screamed out a man's name. FML
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On 01/22/2011 at 8:00am - intimacy - by fmlalways - United Kingdom (Derbyshire)
Wednesday 15 May 2013
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