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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 6 March 1997 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2304
  • Number of comments : 21
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About analisemarie : I didn't chose the thuglife; my mom picked it out for me.
Music, poetry, cheer, tumblr, longboarding, and dance are my life ✌
16 years of age, just your average teenage girl. Cali born, Oregon raised. High aspirations.
Twitter & instagram are @analisemarieee❤
Check out my tumblr angeltearsmermaidhair.tumblr.com❤
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Today, I signed the divorce papers mah wife gave me. When I went to bed, she was on the phone talking to her new boyfriend. big fat FML

#19131247
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33945) - you deserved it (2650)

On 02/21/2012 at 1:45pm - love - by GeeTwo - United States

Today, I felt sorry for the weird chick at work that everybody avoids and decided to initiate a conversation with her. She interrupted me mid-sentence to tell me about her vaginal odor problems, before shoving her hand into my chip packet and inviting herself to dinner at my house. FML

#19113154
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39354) - you deserved it (7977)

On 02/19/2012 at 4:15am - intimacy - by meet Chloe - Australia (New South Wales)

2day I got my hands on some meet and greet passes for a concert. My fiancé and I got our picture taken with the band. A few moments later, in my excitement, instead of texting the picture to my friend, I accidentally deleted it. FML

yesterday fir Valentine's Day, my boyfriend gave me the half-eaten chocolate bar that I left in his fridge two weeks ago. FML

#19074036
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23667) - you deserved it (3747)

On 02/14/2012 at 1:29pm - love - by rejected4ever - United States

Today, mah girlfriend broke up with me because, I "always wear that stupid little hat." looool I'm Jewish . FML

#19062488
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39636) - you deserved it (9908)

On 02/13/2012 at 1:00am - love - by Kevin (man) - United States

Today... even though she can barely deal with raising kids... mah 19-year-old sister announced her fourth pregnancy... by a fourth man... of yet another race. Why? Because she wants to "be like Angelina Jolie." I fear that social services may laugh at me if I tell them. FML

#19059341
245 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38325) - you deserved it (2818)

On 02/12/2012 at 7:18pm - kids - by amythest - United Kingdom (Belfast)

Today , ma parents were out , so I lit up ma frst ever joint . I got so stond out of ma mind tat wen ma dad cummd back ome an askd wat te smell was , I said a stray cat ad left an upper-decker in te toilet . He found te joint in ma room , an now I'm groundd fir te rest of te scool year . FML

#19059244
219 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10242) - you deserved it (76395)

On 02/12/2012 at 7:01pm - misc - by Alyssa - United States

Today , I sneezd after watching a commercial involving dust!! FML

#19016688
17 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18706) - you deserved it (6373)

On 02/07/2012 at 7:04am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, mah girlfriend openly mocked me, calling me an idiot for thinking seahorse are real. She insist that they're like unicorns, and only exist in fiction. mega FML

#19011478
360 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37176) - you deserved it (4298)

On 02/06/2012 at 4:52pm - animals - by BoringFucker (man) - United Kingdom (Lancashire)

Today, I argued with my grlfriend over her constantly wasting our money on acupuncture. She said if I could prove it was baloney, she would stop. After I showed her copious amounts of scientific proof debunking it as pseudo-science, she told me we're ( taking a break ) from our relationship. FML

#18987480
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24489) - you deserved it (10808)

On 02/03/2012 at 9:48pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom

Today, mom was freaking out about me handling a CD-ROM with bare looool hands. When I askd her wat all the commotion was about, she said she was worrid that I would catch "one of those computer vruses" she'd heard about on the news. FML

#18974920
217 comments

TADAY IT WAS MAH FRST TIME HAVING SEX WITH THIS GUY. AFTER A FEW SECOND HE STOPS , SITS IN THE CORNER OF HIS ROOM BUFF-NAKD , WITH HIS KNEES UP AND HIS HANDS ON HIS FACE. HE THEN POUTS AND CLAIMS IT WAS HIS WORST PERFORMANCE EVER. FML

#18966700
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30762) - you deserved it (3747)

On 02/01/2012 at 3:19am - intimacy - by crybaby - United States (Oklahoma)

2day I had to sit my 13-year-old son down an explain to him that I'd noticed that his pajamas feel a little "crispy" when I pick them up to do the laundry, an ask if he could start using tissues when having some "alone time." FML

#18966482
249 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33207) - you deserved it (5681)

On 02/01/2012 at 2:11am - intimacy - by stainseverywhere (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I was watching a movie in the basement with my boyfriend when we startd to get a little frisky. My mom walks down with drty laundry and tells him to stop it because I'm creaming all over my undies. She showd him a pair of drty ones to prove it. FML

#18937632
256 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48752) - you deserved it (8187)

On 01/28/2012 at 9:34pm - intimacy - by Tiana - Canada (Ontario)

Today mah grlfriend woefully admittd that she think of me more as a brother than as a boyfriend all while I was still inside her. FML

#18927018
234 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38032) - you deserved it (3002)

On 01/27/2012 at 5:54pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Sent from mobile version



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