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Today, I found out that my wife is pregnant again. During her last two pregnancies, she craved pop-tarts and screamed bloody murder at the drop of a hat, so I went out and bought a box for her. Turns out that this time, pop-tarts make her want to puke. Cue screaming. FML
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On 02/22/2012 at 2:55pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Alberta)
Today, I signed the divorce papers my wife gave me. When I went to bed, she was on the phone talking to her new boyfriend. FML
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On 02/21/2012 at 1:45pm - love - by GeeTwo - United States
Today, I felt sorry for the weird chick at work that everybody avoids and decided to initiate a conversation with her. She interrupted me mid-sentence to tell me about her vaginal odor problems, before shoving her hand into my chip packet and inviting herself to dinner at my house. FML
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On 02/19/2012 at 4:15am - intimacy - by meet Chloe - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, I got my hands on some meet and greet passes for a concert. My fiancé and I got our picture taken with the band. A few moments later, in my excitement, instead of texting the picture to my friend, I accidentally deleted it. FML
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On 02/15/2012 at 2:33pm - misc - by vixiecat - United States (Oklahoma)
Today, for Valentine's Day, my boyfriend gave me the half-eaten chocolate bar that I left in his fridge two weeks ago. FML
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On 02/14/2012 at 1:29pm - love - by rejected4ever - United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because, I "always wear that stupid little hat." I'm Jewish. FML
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On 02/13/2012 at 1:00am - love - by Kevin (man) - United States
Today, even though she can barely deal with raising kids, my 19-year-old sister announced her fourth pregnancy, by a fourth man, of yet another race. Why? Because she wants to "be like Angelina Jolie." I fear that social services may laugh at me if I tell them. FML
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On 02/12/2012 at 7:18pm - kids - by amythest - United Kingdom (Belfast)
Today, my parents were out, so I lit up my first ever joint. I got so stoned out of my mind that when my dad came back home and asked what the smell was, I said a stray cat had left an upper-decker in the toilet. He found the joint in my room, and now I'm grounded for the rest of the school year. FML
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On 02/12/2012 at 7:01pm - misc - by Alyssa - United States
Today, I sneezed after watching a commercial involving dust. FML
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On 02/07/2012 at 7:04am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States
Today, my girlfriend openly mocked me, calling me an idiot for thinking seahorses are real. She insists that they're like unicorns, and only exist in fiction. FML
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On 02/06/2012 at 4:52pm - animals - by BoringFucker (man) - United Kingdom (Lancashire)
Today, I argued with my girlfriend over her constantly wasting our money on acupuncture. She said if I could prove it was baloney, she would stop. After I showed her copious amounts of scientific proof debunking it as pseudo-science, she told me we're "taking a break" from our relationship. FML
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On 02/03/2012 at 9:48pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom
Today, my mom was freaking out about me handling a CD-ROM with my bare hands. When I asked her what all the commotion was about, she said she was worried that I would catch "one of those computer viruses" she'd heard about on the news. FML
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On 02/02/2012 at 6:32am - misc - by aliezzedine (man) - Lebanon
Today, it was my first time having sex with this guy. After a few second he stops, sits in the corner of his room buff-naked, with his knees up and his hands on his face. He then pouts and claims it was his worst performance ever. FML
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On 02/01/2012 at 3:19am - intimacy - by crybaby - United States (Oklahoma)
Today, I had to sit my 13-year-old son down and explain to him that I'd noticed that his pajamas feel a little "crispy" when I pick them up to do the laundry, and ask if he could start using tissues when having some "alone time." FML
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On 02/01/2012 at 2:11am - intimacy - by stainseverywhere (woman) - United States (Washington)
Today, I was watching a movie in the basement with my boyfriend when we started to get a little frisky. My mom walks down with dirty laundry and tells him to stop it because I'm creaming all over my undies. She showed him a pair of dirty ones to prove it. FML
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On 01/28/2012 at 9:34pm - intimacy - by Tiana - Canada (Ontario)
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