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Today, I found a $10 bill on the ground. I got so excited and felt like I was the richest person alive. That was, until the wind blew it out of my hand, never to be seen again. FML
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On 03/21/2012 at 4:13pm - money - by MoneyMoneyMoneyMonayMONAY (woman) - United States
Today, my boss recognized my shoes under the stall wall and had a conversation with me while we were both taking a dump. I had severe diarrhea. FML
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On 03/21/2012 at 1:10pm - work - by Username - United States (New York)
Today, as I turned the shower on, I got covered in gravy. Turns out, my friends had unscrewed the shower head, filled it with gravy granules, then screwed it back on. FML
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On 03/21/2012 at 7:46am - health - by J Rush - United Kingdom (Powys)
Today, after a year of coaxing, I got my boyfriend of 18 months to agree to have sex with me. He decided his first course of action was to try to shove his flaccid penis into my unlubricated vagina. FML
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On 03/21/2012 at 3:27am - intimacy - by ReallyBro (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, I found a bug under my foreskin. FML
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On 03/21/2012 at 12:50am - health - by Anonymous (man) - Canada
Today, I had to tell a parent about her son kicking a boy in his class. She blamed me for not watching him. I wasn't watching him because I was turned around to care for another boy he had hit right before that. FML
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On 03/20/2012 at 8:23pm - kids - by LadyJ (woman) - United States (Minnesota)
Today, my boyfriend discovered you can send sound clips as text messages. So far I've heard 5 of his farts in the past half hour. FML
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On 03/20/2012 at 6:33pm - love - by anonymous - Canada (Newfoundland)
Today, I was on the train ride home from a trip to Florida, and I gave my mom a call. While we talked, I made an offhand comment that all my friends back home must miss me. She knowingly asked if I meant my Sims and my cat. FML
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On 03/20/2012 at 3:15pm - misc - by lyla - United States
Today, I decided to hit on a very attractive girl. I guess I was too drunk to remember it was my family reunion. FML
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On 03/18/2012 at 7:41am - love - by Austin Franklin - United States
Today, I locked myself out of the house. After hours of ringing the doorbell and calling my roommate, I decided to break the window. When I finally got in, my roommate was waiting with a can of pepper spray. FML
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On 03/18/2012 at 2:01am - misc - by jamboooy (man) - United States (California)
Today, my girlfriend thought it would be a good idea to go down on me with chewing gum in her mouth. I spent next hour and a half getting Orbit out of my pubes. FML
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On 03/17/2012 at 10:11pm - intimacy - by unendowed - United States (Texas)
Today, after getting a pat of appreciation from my girlfriend's father for taking it slow, he found me later, in her room, with my head between her thighs. FML
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On 02/29/2012 at 5:07am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)
Today, after getting a pat of appreciation from my girlfriend's father for taking it slow, he found me later, in her room, with my head between her thighs. FML
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On 02/29/2012 at 5:07am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)
Today, after suffering with bad constipation and having to eat special bread to get me to go, I have practically just pooped out a week's worth of food in 15 minutes, and I'm still going. I've passed the ring of fire stage, now I just can't feel my asshole. FML
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On 02/27/2012 at 10:55am - health - by awhmaaan - United Kingdom
Today, I learned that it doesn't matter how good you've screwed a satellite dish onto the side of your house, it won't stop the wind the ripping it off and taking half the wall with it. FML
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On 02/23/2012 at 2:03am - misc - by Blueshock08 - United States (Florida)
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