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amysousa's favorite FMLs
Today, I found a bell that had been tied into the tassel of my ski hat by my twin sister as part of a longstanding prank war between us. I'm deaf and have apparently been jingling like an elf for over a week. FML
by hipprep83 / 03/20/2009 at 1:40pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous
Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML
by RC3Welly / 03/09/2009 at 6:58pm / United States (Florida) / Intimacy
by pchemist / 02/21/2009 at 7:13pm / United States (Virginia) / Intimacy
by Noname / 02/17/2009 at 9:52pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Animals
by glittercat / 01/26/2009 at 6:44pm / United States (Missouri) / Miscellaneous