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Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He said I was way too good at sex so I must have lied about not having much experience, and he "wouldn't be with someone who is hiding something." WTF? FML

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82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (81320) - you deserved it (6235)

On 02/21/2009 at 7:13pm - intimacy - by pchemist (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, my brother joked that our dog was more attractive than I was. I looked to my mom for support, and she said "Well, she is pure bred." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35646) - you deserved it (3117)

On 02/17/2009 at 9:52pm - animals - by Noname (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I heard my mom moan in the other room. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25884) - you deserved it (2594)

On 01/26/2009 at 6:44pm - misc - by glittercat - United States (Missouri)



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