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TODAY, I FELT LIKE ADDING MAH REAL MIDDLE NAME TO MAH FACEBOOK NAME TO MAKE IT LOOK MORE PROFESSIONAL. IT WAS DENIED BECAUSE THEY DIDN'T FEEL IT WAS A LEGITIMATE REQUEST. MINUTE LATER, SOMEONE WITH THE NAME OF "GALACTIC TOAST" FRIEND REQUESTED ME. MEGA FML

#14048289
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28835) - you deserved it (3539)

On 12/01/2010 at 2:35pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I was on the phone with mah girlfriend . Just as she said "I love you", the credit on mah phone runs out . She now thinks that I've purposely hung up on her . She refuses to speak to me until I tell her the real reason I hung up . mega FML

#13634091
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27241) - you deserved it (3404)

On 10/29/2010 at 12:48am - love - by lovegotmehung (man) - United Kingdom

TODAY, A CUTE GRL CUMMED UP TO ME WIT ER BOYFRIEND AND SAID, ( IF U END UP LOOKING LIKE IM, IT'S OVER. ) FML

#13633879
72 comments

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On 10/29/2010 at 12:33am - misc - by nonexistant (man) - United States (Washington)

Today , I proposd to mah grlfriend. She said she wantd to stay just friends. looool Not only did I get denid , apparently we're also ( just friends. ) FML

#13614592
60 comments

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On 10/27/2010 at 1:19pm - love - by just_friends (man) - United States (Utah)

Today looool , my parents told me about how they met. I'd already known they were eight yeres apart , but I never knew my dad startd dating my momhen he was 21 an she was 13. mega FML

#13561698
350 comments

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On 10/23/2010 at 12:01pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

TODAY , BOYFRIEND FOUND OUT I HAVE OCD. WHEN I TOUCH SOMETHING WITH ONE HAND I HAVE TO TOUCH IT WITH THE OTHER OR I FREAK. AFTER I BRUSHED HIS FACE WITH THE BACK OF HAND HE TACKLED ME TO THE FLOOR , HELD ME DOWN , AN LAUGHED AT ME WHILE I PANICKED AN TRIED TO TOUCH HIM WITH OTHER HAND. FML

#13351667
422 comments

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On 10/07/2010 at 2:29am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oregon)

I was sitting in mah room watching TV when I hered mah mother obnoxiously yelling 4 the dog. Minutes later she stomped into mah room... swatted me over the head... and yelled at me 4 not answering when she called. She actually got mah name mixed up with the dog's.

#13350448
100 comments

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On 10/07/2010 at 12:21am - animals - by lindsey789 (woman) - United States (Alaska)

Today , I want ovar to mah friand's housa. Har 5 yaar old son answarad tha door and whan ha saw ma said , 'oh graat , it's YOU' and slammad tha door in mah faca. FML

#13300010
90 comments

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On 10/03/2010 at 3:40am - kids - by notyouagain (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I was bored so I got ma little broter's toy spacesip and a teddy bear, went to ma room and started flying tem looool around, aving dog figts, making explosion noises and umming epic orcestral music. My mom opened ma bedroom door, sowing our new ot female neigbour around te ouse. I'm 19. FML

#13203283
176 comments

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On 09/26/2010 at 12:10am - animals - by Anonymous (man) - Sent from mobile version

Today , my dog usd my stomach as a trampoline to jump onto the couch. I wouldn't have mindd so much if I wasn't still recovering from having my appendix removd. FML

#13074561
68 comments

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On 09/16/2010 at 2:50pm - health - by hmb - United States (Louisiana)

Today, I went to a zoo that had a gorilla in a cage . I walked up, and the gorilla stopped what he was doing, looked me in the eyes, and started jacking off . FML

#13005397
298 comments

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On 09/11/2010 at 3:25pm - intimacy - by gorillalove - United States (Texas)

Today, I cummed ome to my wife crying!! Se ad mixed up our newborn twin grls and couldn't tell wic was wic!! I looked at te grls!! Nieter could I!! FML

#12953032
254 comments

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On 09/07/2010 at 7:48pm - kids - by uselessdad - Singapore

Today.. . mah boyfriend and I were having sex for the first time when mah 4 year old sister walked in . She thought we were making a dog pile.. . so just as soon as mah boyfriend was about to finish.. . she jumped on his back . FML

#12948197
179 comments

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On 09/07/2010 at 12:06pm - intimacy - by Ashley - United States (California)

Today, I got woken up by Hallelujah blasting outside my apartment windows 4 30 minutes straight. FML

#12636140
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21535) - you deserved it (3423)

On 08/20/2010 at 12:06am - misc - by notyoueallie (woman) - United States (Florida)



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