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Today, I sarcastically pointed out a book to my mom, titled "Living Successfully With Screwed Up People." She already has it. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18613) - you deserved it (4271)

On 05/03/2012 at 1:45pm - misc - by screwedupkid -

Today, my fiancé came home drunk with some girl. Then he told her that I was his sister. FML

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On 03/16/2012 at 6:38am - love - by elisabeth_pwnes - Norway (Vestfold)

Today, my dad sat me down for the sex talk. Almost before he could open his mouth, my mother popped her head into the room and said, "Be realistic, Dan. Who would want to sleep with that?" FML

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On 03/14/2012 at 10:01pm - misc - by CallaC (man) - Canada (New Brunswick)



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