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Today, our school went to an elementary school to read to the kids. One of the girls in my group asked me if she could switch into another group, so I asked her what was wrong with mine. She said, "Nothing, I wanna be in her group. She's prettier." I was insulted by a kindergartner. FML
by thanksjill / 03/10/2009 at 6:51pm / United States (New Jersey) / Miscellaneous
by Mick / 02/20/2009 at 3:29am / United States (Colorado) / Miscellaneous
by zac545 / 02/19/2009 at 1:14am / United States (New York) / Animals
Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML
by offbeans / 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm / United States (California) / Kids
by caroline / 02/06/2009 at 10:29am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Intimacy
Today, I was collecting on a bet I had with a buddy on a sports game. He owed me lunch. I have a huge crush on the waitress and told him. She asked if we wanted the checks split and he said, "No, my boyfriend doesn't have any money." FML
by MichiganExile / 01/31/2009 at 1:19pm / United States (Michigan) / Love
by Champs / 01/25/2009 at 12:52pm / Australia (New South Wales) / Miscellaneous
Today, I slipped on a banana peel in a store parking lot as I was getting out of my car. I landed on my ass. The cops that were parking behind me later informed me that I would be able to see the video on youtube. FML
by vixenscars / 01/19/2009 at 11:49am / United States (California) / Transportation
Today, I went to rent a DVD with my 85-year-old grandpa. I was walking around and then realized I was alone. I looked for him for quite a while until I finally found him open-mouthed in the porn section. FML
by Kourou / 11/21/2008 at 7:53am / Miscellaneous
- Today, I walked in on my daughter shaving the testicles of her boyfriend, who had apparently snuck… Today, my boyfriend got so happy when he thought he'd finally given me an orgasm. I was covering an… Today, I walked in on my husband having sex with the shower wall. When I got in the shower with him…